die for this dance
Hold you and
talk of romance
I've never been lucky
I've got to take a chance
Yeah!
I'm caught up in
some kind of trance
Yes I would die
for this dance
Way to go, Jules!
Ahhh!
Did you know they had beer
in Ancient Egypt?
- Oh, yeah?
- No.
It was actually the Assyrians
that developed the beer.
The Egyptians were the first
to perfect the malt process.
- You know a lot about beer.
- He knows about everything.
It's all from books.
Until tonight, I've never had a beer.
All theory, no practice.
The story of my life.
- Awww!
- We're gonna change all that.
Aren't we, Marnie?
- Marnie.
- What?
Am I shit-faced yet?
Excuse me, but...
my back teeth are floating.
Excuse me, I have to check if
my back teeth are floating.
Good shot.
Woo-hoo! Ooo!
Oh, God. We both flushed at
the same time before we did it.
Yeah, right. Woo-hoo!
Hey, Jules. Marnie's
got the hots for you, babe.
Tonight is your lucky night.
I know it.
- I don't think Marnie likes me.
- You kidding? Piece of cake.
This woman is ripe.
You're nervous...
because it's your first time.
Perfectly natural.
Really.
Were you nervous
the first time?
I was 12 years old and she was
a nun. Talk about pressure.
Whoa!
Come on, hit 'em.
- What?
- Hit 'em, hit 'em.
Oh, hit 'em,
hit 'em.
Julius...
you know...
Julius, I have
to admit this.
Since you and I
first met, uh,
my life has been just
getting better and better.
Mine, too.
I'm so happy, Vincent.
I feel like
sometimes, like...
- picking you up and hug you...
- Whoa!
And hug you,
hug you, hug you.
Hey, he's my brother.
Oh, lay off
the beer, Julius.
Did you tell anyone
we were coming to Santa Fe?
I called work and told them
we wouldn't be in for a few days.
Oh, I forgot to tell you
we were fired.
- Oh, no.
- You hated that job.
- Nice of your boss to tell us
where we could find you.
- Oh, no.
Hi, girls, you don't mind if
we join you and listen to some music.
The Klane boys.
What an unpleasant surprise.
Vince, this has
gone way beyond...
- a case of simple loan delinquency.
- We don't like being shot.
Shot? Who shot you?
- What do you want?
- We want to take Vince...
- out to the parking lot and kill him.
- Ohhh, owww!
Don't you think
that's a little drastic?
Let's go.
Don't touch him.
Ohhh!
Hey, big fella.
You wouldn't want me to hurt
the lovely lady, would you?
You moved too soon.
- What?
- The second rule in a crisis:
Uh-oh. He's startin'
that funny talk, again.
If you choose to bluff,
you must be prepared
to have your bluff called.
This is no bluff.
These are my cousins,
Sam and Dave.
Get these jerks
outta here.
I'm so proud of you.
I love when you hit people.
You got a lot
of rules, Jules.
What a day.
First we visited
our birthplace,
then we bought
new clothes.
I got a bucket of ice and
a very good bottle of wine.
- Then we danced the waltz.
- Yes, we did.
- It's too bright.
- Then we got into a fight.
- We have this beautiful room.
- Perfect. Yes, it is beautiful.
Life just doesn't
get better than this.
- Oh, yes, it does. Good night.
- Where are you going?
I'm gonna go tuck Linda in
and maybe read her a bedtime story.
Don't wait up for me.
Tonight is your night, bro
It's your night, bro
Oh, Vincent, you locked
yourself out.
L...
- Marnie.
- Hi.
- Hi.
- Vince and Linda wanna be alone,
so I'm afraid I'm gonna
have to stay here tonight.
- You mean you're gonna
sleep here tonight?
- Uh-huh.
Which bed should I take?
Either bed will be fine.
I always sleep
on the floo...
- Good night.
- Good night.
Julius.
- Good night.
- Good night.
- Oh, no.
- What?
- What's the matter?
- This bed is lumpy.
You mind if I share
the floor with you?
You're teasing me,
aren't you?
A little.
What do I do now?
We'll figure it out.
- Oh, Vince.
- Tonight is our night, bro
Why are you
doing that now?
Mom hasn't seen me
in all these years.
I wanna look my best.
-