finger?
- Learning to drive.
Whoa!
It's not up here.
Maybe it's under
the back tire.
Look... I mean, usually he
leaves the keys behind the tire.
- Geez!
- What's the matter?
That dopey Sam,
he forgot to leave the keys.
No. Oh, well.
A lot of handicapped children
are gonna be very disappointed.
Handicapped children?
This car was supposed to be auctioned
off at their charity drive tomorrow.
Oh, well. Let's go get
something to eat.
Maybe we should try
to open it ourselves.
Do you really think
we should do that?
It's for children.
You got a point.
I saw a guy from
the Auto Club do this once.
What do you know,
beginners luck!
These cars have
terrific alarms!
I'll get it in a minute.
Just a second, Jules.
Whoa!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
If you lift the rear end at an angle
greater than 45 degrees...
the mercury switch activates
the automatic cut-off system,
so that the alarm's
computer thinks...
that the car is being
towed and shuts off.
Can I have the keys
to your car?
You know,
the keys to your car?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No yodeling.
Lovely day.
Come on, Julius.
Step on it!
Yeeeoow!
Oh, my God!
- I am amazed at how well it's going.
- You're doing good.
Don't use both feet
at the same time.
- Just use the gas.
- Okay, one foot.
- One pedal at a time.
- Okay! I will do it!
Pick up the phone,
the phone.
The little thing down on
the right that's making noise.
This is Vincent's car.
Can I help you, please?
- Julius!
- Vincent, where are you?
Look in your rear-view mirror.
You see that little dot?
That's me.
Hello, yeah. Hello!
What are you
doing back there?
There's going to be a lot of
lights coming up, a supermarket.
- Supermarket.
- Take your foot off the gas.
Apply it to the brake.
It's the thing next to the gas.
The brake pedal.
- Very gently.
- You got it.
Bye, Vincent.
All right.
Okay, it's a supermarket.
Ohhh!
Ohhh!
That's what I call fun.
Did you see me
with the two wheels?
I can teach
you that, Vincent.
Julius, let me tell you
something about America.
Nobody likes
a smart ass, all right?
So, what do you think?
Angel's food
or devil's food?
Devil's.
- You know what
I really love about Vince?
- What?
He's a force of nature.
- You're outta control.
- No, I'm not.
That poetry he pretends to write,
they're old song lyrics.
I know. Geez,
you think I don't know that!
- I don't think you know that.
- Well, I do.
It's this style thing.
That's how he expresses himself.
And he means it, even if
he doesn't know he means it.
- Vince has a truly romantic soul.
- I can't hear this anymore.
Well, don't, 'cause if you
had a boyfriend like I have,
you'd make him a cake
and he'd love it...
and you'd get laid.
- Ah!
- Excuse me.
Excuse me.
She's not bad.
I had no idea
that these magazines...
had things like
this inside, inside them.
You didn't? Where've you been?
A desert island?
I come from a tropical island
in the South Pacific.
It's around 300 nautical miles,
south, southwest of Fiji.
I just got here yesterday
and I already found my brother.
Your brother?
That's right.
My twin brother, Vincent.
- Twins?
- Vince!
- Linda.
- Hi.
Oh, you look gorgeous
in this light.
- You do.
- Really?
Hi. Who's this guy?
This is Vincent's brother.
- I didn't know you had a brother.
- Me, either.
You know each other?
Allow me to introduce
these lovely ladies.
- This is Linda.
- Hi.
- Hello.
- Her charming sister, Marnie.
Sisters?
Twins?
Are you sure
this guy's all right?
He's okay.
He's helping me out.
He's from outta town,
kinda latched on to me.
Okay, well, great seeing ya.
Catch ya later.
Great seeing ya.
Catch ya later.
Oops!
I've only been
driving an hour.
- Linda's your girlfriend, isn't she?
- Yeah, kinda.
- Is Marnie your girlfriend, too?
- Marnie?
Marnie hates my guts.
She kinda likes you, though.
- Me?
- Yeah.
- She hardly knows me.
- That's the best way.
You see,
women love men..