uncle, sister... your cousin, brother-in-law, anything. - All right ? - Okay, I pay right now. - You pay now. - Okay, Vince. Okay. Go pay. All right, pay him. What is this, ''Candid Camera'' ? Ahhh, oof ! Twinny, I hope you didn't blow your wad on the tickets... because I'm gonna need a lot more money to get my car. - I have more money. - You do ? I'm glad to help you. Vincent, I'm your brother. - I love you. - Whoa ! Look, ease up on the love talk... because I'm gonna be tossing my cookies in a minute. Tossing your cookies ? Oh, that's more slang ! [ Vincent ] Where the hell is it ? - This is your car, isn't it ? - Yeah, that's it. You pay a huge fine, then they hide it on you. - How'd you know this was my car ? - We're twins ! I'm so excited. Now we can go to museums together... talk philosophy together, read books together. - Play chess together. - Get lost together. Vincent ! He's so full of energy. Blue Sedan DeVille. This is beautiful. Where you guys going, out to Hawaii ? - Catch some of them big waves ? - Yeah, something like that. We have plenty of room on level 4. [ Alarm Chirp ] I'll call you next Saturday. Whoa, where you going with my desk ? Takin' back this furniture, man. - You're six months behind. - You're behind ! Six months behind. That's the problem. There's no trust in the world any more. I tried to stop them, Mr Benedict. That's all right, it was time to redecorate anyway. [ Phone Ring ] Vincent Benedict lncorporated. - Sports agent... - Airborne ! - Mr Benedict ? - Yeah ? - It's Al. - It's AI ? Ooh, Al, Al, Al. Look, Miss Busby, uh-- Al, hang on a second. The corporation's in a transitional period right now. Take a couple of days off. When we regroup, I'll call you. Whatever you think is best. - All right. - I'll take this. Yeah, go ahead. Take that. Before I forget, happy birthday. Oh, how sweet. That's very, very nice of you. - Aqua Velva ? - Mm-hmm. You shouldn't have. Stacey. I'll give you a call, okay ? All right, all right. Al, save me ! Brand-new Caddy on level 4. I'll be there ! Don't move ! Bye. Whoa ! Time's up, Vincent. Did you hit me ? Because I didn't feel a thing. I felt that. You gotta understand something, Benedict. I like my work. These are the most unfriendly acts you're committing. I don't know what the problem is... but I'm sure it can be resolved... - without resorting to violence. - Yeah. Okay ? Okay. - You moved too soon. - He did ? Ahhh ! A little chest pain ? The first rule in a crisis situation: You negotiate first and you attack last. You negotiate first, then you attack. - You never negotiated. - Na-hah ! You don't know what kind of an enemy I am. - Who are you ? - I'm Vincent's brother. - We're twins. - That's right. - You're firewood ! - Axe, Axe, Axe ! You have no respect for logic. - But he's got an axe ! - Ahhhh ! And I have no respect for those who have no respect for logic. - [ Elevator Bell ] - You're a very stupid person. You tell your brother... he messes with me, he messes with my whole family ! I love it when you hit people, Julius. Boom ! That was great ! Actually, I hate violence. But you're so good at it ! I've got an idea. We should go into business together. You could be a boxer. I could be your manager. - I don't think I could fight for money. - No problem ! You do all the fighting, I'll keep all the money. I'm really worried about you, Vincent. How much money do you owe ? Don't lie to me. We're twins. - I can feel your pain. - Why do you keep saying that ? We're not twins. We're not brothers. We're nothin' ! Twenty thousand. Due this morning. Come on. Don't worry about anything, Vincent. As long as I'm with you, I won't let anyone harm you, okay ? Well, you're a good guy, Julius. Now, hang on to your seat ! You know what ? I completely forgot. I promised this friend, ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Набалдашник и метла на английском - текст Агония на английском - текст Шерлок Холмс и доктор Ватсон: Знакомство на английском - текст Патруль времени на английском - текст Беглец на английском |