Wilson Pickett,
a couple of white people.
- Like this?
- Yeah. Bop! That's it.
- Yeah, loose!
- Oh, I like that.
I got something for you.
Try these on.
- Sunglasses?
- Yeah, here you go.
Now, that's it.
There. Yeah!
That's it. Yeah!
- Whoops!
- Whoa!
- Do I look cool now?
- Mr. Ice.
Yeah, just breeze
on through. Yeah!
Tonight
Tonight's the night
It's gonna be
a good night, bro
And everything's gonna
happen, bro
And you take her
in your arms
And you plant a good
one on her... ho
Tonight's the night
Tonight, tonight, tonight
Tonight is your night, bro
Tonight is your night, bro
Tonight is your night, bro
Yeah, it's your night, bro!
Oh yeah, bro
You're gonna do it
You're gonna cut it
You're making me nervous!
- Well, you're nervous.
- You've got to help me.
- What?
- I've never been out on a date before.
- That's okay.
- I don't know what to do.
Well, you talk to her.
You buy her a couple of drinks.
You dance with her, bro
You gonna dance with
You dance?
- Oh, you probably never
did that before, either.
- No.
Oh, well, look.
All right.
The first thing is,
Jules,
forget about disco.
- Right? No disco.
- No disco.
When I really wanna
romance a girl...
I waltz with her.
Rah-tah-tah
Rah-tah-tah
- You mean, like Strauss?
- Yeah.
It turns 'em into
putty in your hands.
Rump-bump-bum
Diddilly-ump-bump
Rump-bump-bum, Rump-bump-bum
Rump-bump-bum
Come on, let's assume
the dance position.
I'll give you
a couple of pointers.
- I really appreciate that.
- Come on. Let's go.
I hope nobody's
looking in the window.
Come on, like this.
Here you go.
Put your feet by my feet.
Come on. Let's go.
By my feet...
not on my feet.
Thanks very much.
- Sorry, Vincent.
- Minor oversight.
Grab my hand.
Come on.
Yeow! Ah! Ease up!
- Tiny bit. Let the blood
flow through the fingers.
- Oh, like loose?
- See, come on. That's it, relax.
- I'm just nervous.
Okay, one, two, three.
One, two, three.
- One, two, three.
- One, two, three.
- One, two, three.
- Don't, no.
-One, two, three.
-See what you're doing with your teeth?
You're grinding them.
Don't grind your teeth.
Don't grind your teeth.
Relax your jaws, yeah.
Now try to count without
moving your lips, all right?
- One, two, three.
- One, two, three.
See? That's it.
You're not wrestling a boar...
300 miles south,
southwest of Fiji.
If I die for this dance
Hold you and talk of
Romance
I've never been lucky
I've got to take a chance
I'm caught up
in some kind of trance
And yes I would die
for this dance
Where did you come from
Out of nowhere it seems
- May be an angel
- Good, Jules.
Smiling on me
I know it's crazy
You've taken my heart
I'll never leave you
You're my missing part
Yes I'd die for this dance
Hold you and
talk of romance
I've never been lucky
I've got to take a chance
Yeah!
I'm caught up in
some kind of trance
Yes I would die
for this dance
Way to go, Jules!
Ahhh!
Did you know they had beer
in Ancient Egypt?
- Oh, yeah?
- No.
It was actually the Assyrians
that developed the beer.
The Egyptians were the first
to perfect the malt process.
- You know a lot about beer.
- He knows about everything.
It's all from books.
Until tonight, I've never had a beer.
All theory, no practice.
The story of my life.
- Awww!
- We're gonna change all that.
Aren't we, Marnie?
- Marnie.
- What?
Am I shit-faced yet?
Excuse me, but...
my back teeth are floating.
Excuse me, I have to check if
my back teeth are floating.
Good shot.
Woo-hoo! Ooo!
Oh, God. We both flushed at
the same time before we did it.
Yeah, right. Woo-hoo!
Hey, Jules. Marnie's
got the hots for you, babe.
Tonight is your lucky night.
I know it.
- I don't think Marnie likes me.
- You kidding? Piece of cake.
This woman is ripe.
You're nervous...
because it's your first time.
Perfectly natural.
Really.
Were you nervous
the first time?
I was 12 years old and she was
a nun.