that so professionally.
- That's what we're trained for.
When fired upon, return the fire.
- Hey, get away from that car!
- Hey, that's a police car!
I think they know that.
- It never fooled anybody anyway.
- Ah, look at this.
- (Ray) I think it's around here.
- Camino Real... Camino... There it is.
- Ooh, bingo. Gonzales-mobile.
- Uh-huh.
So how come the bad guys
always have the good cars?
I've been thinkin'.
We should be more responsible...
...in our approach to criminal matters.
Ray.
What are you... what are you doin'?
Ray. Come on.
You're not gonna spray that car?
- I have respect for personal property.
- Yeah, and I'm Walter Peyton.
All right, so you make an instant towaway
zone. Very smart. But I don't like this.
Now we're gonna see who catches hell.
Yes! And he's gonna lead us to Gonzales.
- We're not bursting in like Elliott Ness?
- What are you talkin' about?
I'm slightly allergic to machine guns.
I'm calling for backup.
- Backup?
- Everybody else does.
- Are you sick? Come on!
- I don't want this to get out of hand.
We have an obligation to the lovely ladies
of Key West. Remember them?
The long legs, the flat bellies,
the tight buns and tan tits?
You've done things crazier than this,
and I backed you up.
Yeah, but I never got us killed. Not once.
Let's stay alive till the escrow closes on
the bar. There may be papers to sign.
Бbreme! Бbreme! Бbreme!
Police! Freeze!
Shit!
Did I come at a bad time?
- We are sometimes too enthusiastic.
- (Julio) Shoot those bastards!
Julio is such a kidder. I love this part.
Put your guns down. You're under arrest.
No hablo inglйs.
Oh. Hablo Smith and Wesson?
You have the right to remain dead.
Anything you do will be used against you.
You have the right to a coroner.
If you cannot afford one, we will
appoint a medical examiner for you.
- Good choice, pal.
- Get down. Drop it.
- That's what you call being careful?
- Are you kidding?
What is this? I have always been careful.
All these years, and behind my back
you're bein' careful?
Let's go. Come on, charm bracelet. Now.
Hey. We got something on Julio after all.
Mama. Mama!
Out here!
Hey, Gonzales. Nice legs!
- Just shoot him and let's go.
- Makin' me look bad to my people, huh?
(screams)
- Stay right where you are!
- All right. Calm down.
Don't tell me to calm down.
Just throw me your pants.
- We can't.
- We have to.
Maybe we can get him with a lucky shot.
- I can't even see him behind her.
- It's worth a try, though, right?
As long as I keep my pants on.
Now, man!
Come on, or I'm gonna drop her.
You know he's gonna do this.
Then we let him kill us. That's what
he wants, and there's dignity in that.
As long as we keep on our pants.
(woman sobs)
Now!
I'm tellin' you, stop screwing around
and throw me your goddamn pants!
I just threw you my pants!
Can I help it if you can't catch?
- You did that on purpose.
- Right. That's exactly what I did.
I know you.
Now!
See? That wasn't so hard, was it?
So you have a better arm than I do.
But I was a better hitter and you know it.
Come on. Move! Move!
Hurry!
- (woman screams)
- Move!
Move!
Shit! We lost our suspect,
our keys, our car, our pants!
It coulda been worse.
We coulda been shot!
This is great. This is great.
- There's never a cop when you need one.
- I never needed one before.
Garcia, I said one backup.
One backup! You bring the Rose Parade!
You never called for a backup before.
(chuckles) We figured there was a riot.
Get in the car.
Would you get in the car, Mr Backup?
Get in there.
(wolf whistle)
Costanzo, where'd you rent those knees?
You two may be quitting
too late instead of too early.
I have seen it before. Short-timers'
disease. Lookin' forward to good times.
- You're getting careful.
- We are not.
- What's wrong with that?
- Careful gets you killed.
- Worry about being shot, you get