shot.
- We didn't get shot.
- You got scared outta your pants.
- He had a hostage.
We did what we had to do.
You have been the wild men
around here for a long time.
Time to pass the torch. I'm bringing in
two replacements for you to train.
I want you to give 'em
a crash course on your turf.
Go out with some class.
How long's it gonna take you
to get this thing out on the road?
You want a miracle, right?
A little Bondo, a few taps with a hammer...
- She'll be good as ever, right?
- Wrong. It sticks out like a sore thumb.
- Might as well be a blue-and-white.
- Hey, Ace. I want some improvements.
What? A sunroof? Turbo charger?
Laser weapons? What?
- I don't know what I want.
- Lemme tell you what you want.
You wanna come and go like the wind.
Invincible, invulnerable, invisible.
And I want it Thursday at nine.
- It won't be invisible till five.
- See you then.
(Ray) This is it.
- (Danny) Call me if you need backup.
- I can handle it.
- May I help you?
- Yeah. I'm looking for a Mr MJ Thomas.
MJ Thomas is a Ms, not a Mr.
What do you want, pal?
If that's the way it's gonna be, fine. Officer
Hughes. I have a warrant for her arrest.
- What?
- Unpaid parking tickets. Lots of 'em.
I've told her a million times...
It's for you.
She'll be here in a minute.
- How did you find me?
- I'm a detective. I find people all the time.
- You know, your boyfriend's an asshole.
- I seem to attract 'em.
- You trying to ruin my relationship?
- No! You don't need me for that.
- What do we do now?
- I have a friend who can guarantee...
...that you cannot be bailed out
until tomorrow morning.
Key West was unbelievable. We finally
found a job where it's OK to drink on duty.
- We bought our own bar.
- Sounds great. Can I come visit?
Florida's outside my jurisdiction.
Maybe I can have you extradited.
- What? You couldn't find a girl to arrest?
- He's saving himself.
Happy birthday to you,
happy birthday to you
- Happy birthday, dear Ray...
- (applause)
- You didn't have to do that.
- I know. I wanted to.
- Where's your fiancй?
- Anna, this is Maryann.
- Hi.
- She's my prisoner.
- She's Danny's ex-wife.
- Maybe he's flossing.
I never miss Ray's birthday. You and
Peter Pan aren't gettin' any younger.
- She's gettin' married.
- Wanna know what she's marrying?
Not him again?
Then it's an improvement.
- Anna, when's the big day?
- In June.
What a shame we can't be there.
- We'll be in Florida.
- What are you gonna do in Florida?
We bought a bar. We're gonna retire.
Lead the good life for a change.
Retire? Florida?
So? You'll be fighting tooth decay.
I don't really care.
I'm just surprised, that's all.
- It's the time to go, while we're young.
- Yeah? How many candles on the cake?
- Thirty-four.
- Thirty-six.
- Thirty-four.
- Thirty-six.
- Never mind.
- Wait, wait, wait.
Can I have your attention, please?
Ray Hughes is 36 years old today!
- 34
- I swear to God.
Happy birthday to you,
happy birthday to you
Happy birthday, dear Ray...
I transferred two guys from the South
Side. I hear they're a lot like you two.
Like you used to be. Don't discourage
'em. Let 'em burn out naturally.
Croissant?
- What is this? Some cruelty joke?
- We're not working with these assholes.
Listen, we're not exactly
thrilled about slowin' down.
- Workin' with a handicap.
- Handicap this.
Hey.
Teach 'em all you know. I want 'em
to be the best of the worst.
Don't let me find you
doin' what they teach you.
- Hey, we don't even know what we know.
- And we wouldn't waste time on them.
Cut the sweet talk. Gonzales is about
to bring in a shipment. I want him nailed!
You know the turf. They know Gonzales.
They got a tip where to find his cowboys.
Stop bitchin' and go and get the bastard!
- Get up outta there.
- That is my Cub ball. Put it down.
- I'm the Michelangelo of the motor pool.
- Ace, it is perfect!
You got your siren, your