I don't know if
that kid's still got it,
but if he has, I know one thing...
if he was there now, he'd find
a way to turn that bucket around
and get out of there, pronto!
You gave the wrong speech.
I'm not your problem. It's the ship.
The fire made the computer go berserk.
We've lost the crew, and
we're en route to the sun.
Now here's what you do. Stay calm,
keep an eye on those gauges.
Things are going to heat up. We'll
figure out a way around the computer.
What are we going to do?
We're going to have to
blow the computer.
Blow Rok?
- That's right.
- Ted, you can't do it.
What do you mean?
It has a self-defence mechanism.
I can't get around it.
We've already lost three men.
I don't want to lose you, too.
Then I guess it's in God's hands now.
I'm Father O'Flanagan.
I'm a man of God.
And you must trust me when I say
it's likely we're all going to die.
Our top story tonight, fire rages
through downtown Buffalo.
Also in the news, lunar shuttle heads
for the sun and certain disaster.
Our top story tonight, fire rages
through downtown Tokyo.
Also in the news, American lunar
mission locked in death struggle.
A fire in downtown Moscow clears way
for a glorious new tractor factory.
And on the lighter side of the news,
hundreds of capitalists are soon
to perish in shuttle disaster.
If this country was run by vegetarian
women rather than flesh-eating men,
this whole space disaster
would never have happened.
We're working to
raise the consciousness
of the vegetarian minorities
with diet sensitivity training
so that people will be
able to deal...
The key is their computer.
Until we put that ship on manual,
there's nothing we can do.
- Get me that computer program.
- Yes, sir.
- Who's in charge here?
- McCroskey, Control.
- Hallick, Homicide.
- Jacobs, Sagittarius.
We've got our own problems,
so make it good.
A passenger has a bomb
and is suicidal.
Good one.
His name is Joe Salucci.
He was flying to Des Moines for
an operation for sexual impotence.
- The Des Moines lnstitute?
- You know it?
We're familiar with it.
Joe gave his wife this insurance
policy then got on the shuttle.
Mrs Salucci thinks he's suicidal.
We had the boys in psychiatry
do a profile on him.
- Yeah, that looks pretty bad.
- It's not his good side.
Now, blowing up a plane in space
leaves no traces for investigators.
This is a $1-million policy.
Wait a minute.
This is auto insurance!
That's why we're worried, gentlemen.
This clown's impotent,
suicidal and incredibly stupid.
And that spells trouble in my book.
Trouble.
Stinson, get me those Mayflower plans.
You, clear that table in there.
I'll get the cards and the bridge bits.
And somebody get me the sarge.
The heat in this cockpit
is getting unbearable.
You can fry an egg
on this control panel.
I don't know what'll to happen to us,
but I love you and I always will.
That might be the news
we've been waiting for.
- This is Mayflower 1.
- Striker, I got news for you.
You got a passenger aboard
named Joe Salucci.
- He's carrying a bomb.
- A bo...
No, not a "bo", a bomb.
Do you hear me, Striker?
What am I supposed to do now?
Get that bomb. I don't care how.
That's our top priority.
All the other problems can just wait.
As if we don't have
enough problems already.
You'd better fasten your seat belt.
Sir, you'll have to put
your cigarette out.
- Which passenger is Joe Salucci?
- 16-C. Why?
- He's carrying a bomb.
- A bo...!
No, not a "bo", a bomb.
Now, as discreetly as possible,
move the passengers into the lounge.
- We don't have a lounge.
- That's not important now.
- Get everyone away from that bomb.
- What should I say?
Anything. Just don't let Salucci
think we're on to him.
I'll do my best.
Attention, ladies and gentlemen, please.
Would everybody move to the lounge
who is not carrying a bomb.
Don't move!
Mr Salucci, they know
about you back home.
Stay where you are!
You don't want to