This is a collect call
for Wolfman Jack.
- I love you, operator.
- Is this Wolfman Jack?
- Is Floyd there?
- It's for Wolfman Jack.
I just love listenin' to Wolfman.
My mom won't let me at home.
Because he's a Negro.
I think he's terrific.
Do you know that he broadcasts
from a plane...
that fies around in circles
all the time?
Do you believe that?
Floyd, I love you, Floyd.
Floyd, is this you, Floyd?
Floyd, I cannot look on thee.
Love took my hand
and smiling did reply...
""Who made the eyes but I?""
Floyd, reach out.
Touch my soul, Floyd!
- Your party's ready, sir.
- Hello, Floyd!
You tell her, Wolfman!
He's my man.
When I graduate,
I'm gonna be a Wolfman.
- He broadcasts out of Mexico someplace.
- No, he don't.
I've seen the station
outside of town.
That's just a clearing station.
So he can fool the cops.
He blasts that thing around the world.
It's against the law, man.
- They'll never catch the Wolfman.
- No way.
Man, who cut the cheese?
"" He who smelt it, dealt it.""
There's that bad-ass Chevy again.
Look at that snatch
he's got with him.
- He looks like a wimp.
- Probably is.
Wimps get all the snatch.
Milner ain't gonna beat that.
His time has come.
He's gettin' old.
He ain't as fast as he used to be.
You got two seconds
to get your ass over in your corner.
Don't worry,
I won't rape you.
- You got a bitchin' car.
- Yeah, I know.
In fact, your car's so neat,
we're gonna give you our special prize.
You want me to give it to ya?
Sweetheart, if the prize is you,
I'm a ready Teddy.
Well, get bent, turkey!
Very funny!
What a chop! Ha-ha!
Quit laughing!
-Jump out and fatten their tires.
- Wait a minute.
-Just do what I say!
- All right, boss.
It's a really beautiful
night tonight.
It's a perfect night
for horseback riding.
I was going with a guy
who had horses once.
- Yeah? I had a couple of horses myself.
- Really?
I used them for hunting.
I do a lot of hunting.
Deer mostly.
Got a couple of bear lastyear.
Those were good ponies. Had to
train 'em myself. Took a lot of time.
Do you still have 'em?
We can go for a ride.
No, no. I had to sell 'em
to get these wheels. And a Jeep.
I got a Jeep pickup
with four-wheel drive.
It's got a gun rack.
I use that for hunting mostly.
Why do you kill little animals?
I think that's terrible.
Well, yeah.
I figure with bears, though,
it's me or them.
- I think you're really neat.
- Wait a second.
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean it.
I guess maybe it's the booze
or somethin'.
- Oh! You pinched me.
- I'm sorry.
Let me get my head
over here.
You get up. Okay.
My leg, my leg! Watch it.
I just love
tuck-and-roll upholstery.
Jesus, it's like
Grand Central Station around here.
- Why don't we go someplace else?
- Come on. They won't come back.
Wait a minute.
I got a blanket in the back.
Why don't we go over into the field?
All right. Okay.
- How old are you?
- I'm 13. How old are you?
- I'm only 14.
- I love you, Wolfman.
We're gonna do the weather
for the valleys and mountain tops.
It's gonn abe hot.
About 200 degrees in Merced.
Four hundred degrees
out in Fresno.
And about 500 degrees
up around the valley somewhere.
You got
the Wolfman Jack Show!
This is terrific.
I love miniature golf.
Is that right?
I hate it.
I don't play it too often.
What are we doing here?
We're outta gas, man.
They don't sell gas here.
I know.
But we're outta money too.
What are you punks doin'?
What's goin' on here?
Hi, Mr. Gordon.
What's up?
Henderson?
Curt Henderson?
Are you with these punks?
These are just
some friends of mine.
We're just-- You know.
You had me nervous there
for a second, huh?
You didn't leave yet, huh?
No, I'm not--
I'm not scheduled to leave
until tomorrow morning.
Tomorrow?
Hank Anderson's inside.
Come in and say good-bye.
He brought your name up
at the Moose Hall. You got the check?
Hank, look who's here.
How are you, Curt?
What a pleasant surprise.