I fixed the cd
player you broke.
Great !
[ Groans ]
My birthday is
in 6 months.
Uh ... brian
come here.
Speech !
Speech !
Hear ! Hear !
Unaccustomed as i am
to public speaking,
As there's very seldom
a public here to speak to,
I'll be brief.
I wouldn't put
money on that.
Mom, shhh.
Actually, i just
wanted to say ...
That i never realized
how good i have it.
I don't need to go out
and make new friends.
I already have the
best friends ...
Including dorothy,
Anyone could have.
Why, alf, thank you.
Thank you very --
Dottie's gonna cry-Yy.
Stop it !
I am not.
[ Knocking ]
hey, tanners !
It's trevor.
He wasn't invited.
That never
stops him.
I think, just for a
change of pace, i'll ...
Hide in the kitchen.
I kill us.
Why is alf
hiding ?
He owes
them money.
You said they
were going out.
They always go
dancing on saturdays.
Hi, do you know
where jake went?
Right here !
You're having
a party.
How interesting.
We weren't
invited ?
After having them
over last night !
I'm sure they had
a good reason for
stiffing us.
It's not
a "party" party.
It's a ...
tupperware party.
Where you have
to buy stuff ?
Gotta dance !
But i will have
a slab of cake.
I'll get a
couple of plates.
Bring raquel
one, too.
I'm sorry for
the interruption.
No problem.
I enjoy the challenge
of avoiding those two.
It keeps me young.
Not me.
Willie ?
Thanks for the party
and everything.
It's nice to know
there's someone around ...
To save me from myself.
You're welcome,
pal !
[ Raquel ]
willie, i need a doggy bag.
[ Kate ]
raquel, don't go in there.
Ahh, the game is afoot.
** [ piano playing ]
Alf, aren't you
having a good time ?
Yeah, i'm just sick
of larry telling ...
About me eating
the tennis racket.
There he was with the handle
sticking out of his mouth !
I can't believe i invited
them all back tomorrow.
You what ?
They're my friends ...
and dorothy.
Besides, i can use
the extra presents.
Willie, do you know
"and the band played on" ?
Sure.
Well, play it !
**
[ Dorothy singing off key ]
* casey would waltz
with a strawberry blonde *
* and the band played on *
And on, and on,
and on ...
* and the band played on *
* his brain was so loaded
it nearly exploded *
* the poor girl would
shake with alarm *
* he married the girl with
the strawberry curl *
* and the band played on **
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