You're here on
gilligan's island.
Are you
kidding ?
We'd be
out of here
in a minute,
If smarty-Pants
could figure out
how to get off
this rock.
Don't blame me.
All my plans get ruined
by your hebetudinous
sidekick.
Hebetudinous ?
Addlepated.
Oh.
You can't
call my
little buddy
addlepated.
Will you stop calling
me "little buddy" ?
I'm in my forties !
Stop it !You people
are supposed to be
funny, friendly & wacky.
It's our island.
You can't tell us
when to be wacky.
Who died and
made you king
kamehameha ?
I know something that'll
keep you from fighting --
Let's re-Enact
the time
When the
headhunter
came to
the island.
I'll be the
headhunter,
And gilligan
can be gilligan.
I've got a
better idea.
Let's re-Enact
the time that
alf came to
the island,
To help
us dig.
You be alf,
and start
digging.
I'm not
gonna dig.
I refuse
to dig.
I won't dig.
I won't,
i won't,
i won't !
What am i digging here ?
We're
filling
in the
lagoon.
We're
building a
miniature
golf course.
And the
howells
can't play
on it.
Want
your
clubs ?
Gilligan,
it's not
ready yet.
It'll take
a couple
of months.
Let the furry little guy work.
It's almost time for our
favorite tv show.
You have a tv ?
I made one from
bamboo & coconuts,
And a 19-Inch picture tube
that washed ashore.
I even built a vcr.
Yeah,
but all
our tapes
are beta.
Hey, gilligan,
digging's really fun.
You want to do some ?
Forget it.
Even gilligan won't
fall for it.
[Smack]
what was that for ?
Wonder if the howells
need a fourth for golf ?
Sit down,
i can't see.
I'm adjusting
the vertical
hold.
Looks
like a
coconut
to me.
Give me
the hat.
Ow !
[Tv]
and now it's time for the
adventures of the tanner family.
Tanner family ?
[Tv]
starring willie tanner as dad,
Kate tanner as mom,
Lynn tanner as their daughter,
And brian tanner as himself.
This weeks episode --
Brian takes a bath.
This is
my favorite.
I haven't had a bath
in 23 years.
Wewewe
know.Know.Know.
That meat loaf
was delicious,
mom.
Well, i hope
you have room
for some apple
pie.
Oh.
Oh.Oh.
Apple pie !
I haven't had that
in 23 years.
And that
meat loaf
sounds so
delicious.
I'd like something
to eat that didn't
fall out of a tree.
Can i have
some water,
dad ?
You can have
lots of water,
son.You're
taking a bath.
[Laughter]
How does willie
come up with
that stuff ?
The great ones
make it look
so easy.
Why was
that funny ?
Why was
that funny ?
The most entertaining people
in the world, and you ask
why was it funny ?
They can do things
we only dream of.
They eat
balanced meals.
They change their clothes.
They don't
hit each
other
with hats.
Actually,
they are
pretty
entertaining.
Can i
watch
a little ?
Don't you
have some
dirt to
shovel ?
I can
shovel
dirt
back home.
You are home.
You're a
castaway now,
fuzzy buddy.
Forever.
I don't want to
be a castaway.
I thought this place
would be fun.
Now i realize
it's only fun
in half-Hour
chunks.
But you
wanted to be on
gilligan's island.
That's where the
fun never stops.
Remember ?
Remember ?
I was wrong.
I want to go home.
I want to go home.
I want to go home.
Wanna go home.
Wanna go home.
Wanna go home.
Wanna go home.
Wanna go home.
Alf, wake up.
Hey.
Willie !You came all the
way out here to rescue me.
It wasn't
all that far.
I was just in
the kitchen.
Oh.
Well, listen.
I was wrong.
Adventure isn't on some
uncharted desert isle.
It's right here --
In your own back yard.
What's left of it.
That's good
to hear, alf.
I'll see you
later.
Don't i get to
come with you?
What about all that
mindless treacle
i just oozed ?
As treacle goes,
it was pretty sweet.
Too bad it didn't
fill up the hole.
Get to work.
I hate this