victoriously,
in peace and happyness!
Live long!
1612: CHRONICLES OF THE DARK TIMES
Come, come!
Move faster!
- Who are we carrying anyways?
- Foreigners...
Come on!  Dont halt!
- Who are they?
- Mercenaries...
Move faster!  Faster!
Carefull, your highness.
The mercenaries are ruthless people...
(with heavy spanish accent)
A horn of a real unicorn!
Not pigs feet!
Fly is flying, swallowing teeth!
(with heavy accent)
Caballero!
I will whip you to death, bastards!
Keep falling, Andrei...
The skies are close...
When your soul flies off,
you wont even notice
Move along!
That's my share.
Lazy nags!
I've ordered you to come to me...
...Only when the Poles are being beaten
in Moscow, not before that.
They've all hidden in Kremlin, afraid
to show themselves outside.
Pozharsky is gathering militia.
(Speaking Polish)
What of Ksenia?
She is on her way.
We're going to Moscow...
Put a real queen on the throne.
Ah, at last. I kept thinking - you have
Kseniya Godunova.
So then what are you waiting for?
Victorious is the one who knows how to wait
How long since the Dark Times started...
I've been here for seven years,
and you still wont calm down.
Why is that?  Tell me, Ksenia,
why has God turned away from you?
Once we convert to Catholicism...
...Everything will be fine?
Yes.  It must be so.
God bless...
There is nothing wrong with Latin Faith.
I sometimes pray, and everything is so fine!
Husband's an angel.
Children are angels!
I dont want to talk about it.
Are you tired?
Then go to sleep...
Drink this medicine...
Pray to St. Veronica before you go to sleep...
And then sleep... sleep...
I wish I could fall asleep...
And never wake up.
It's a sin to say such things.
A sin.
Get out of here, smerd!
A thief!  Get him, a thief!
Thief!
Alarm!
Hold it!
Anyone wants to bet on this smerd?
You are slow, Andreika!
Good job, son.  Stay here.
Ksenia!
Oh, God!
Ksenia!
Baby, you cant do that!
Hey, you!
- You little pervert!
- Let me go!
Feel it!
His thing is hard, like he's a grown man!
He didnt mean it!
That's not a simple girl!
That's a Tzarina you're looking at!
You mutt!  Little bastard!
Andreika!
What?  Changed your mind about dying?
You've suprised my spaniard!
He bet 1 thaler on you, and won 5!
Pretty girl...
How are you about girls anyway?
I'm mad for them...
But I see that girls are the
least of your concerns now!
Koshka!  Come on, come on!
Caballero!  I dont have 10 hands!
Tell the spaniard to buy me.
I'll tell him, let me go.
Swear.
I swear on my life and the life of everyone...
...who has given blood to me, or who
I will give blood to...  Let go...
I could have lied.
Then you'll have to carry all that junk yourself.
I used to be a slave too.
But now I do well.
Pray that the spaniard buys you!
I'll pray for you as well!
I've been praying...
For the past 7 years without a break.
A Unicorn...
In our talk - "The Indrik-Beast"...
The ruler of the animal kingdom.
Yeah...  from his miraculous hooves became...
.. all the caverns, trenches
The rain then fed them...
And they became rivers and seas.
And the rest are fine as they are.
And it's horn is not only a remedy
against any poison...
It also gives its owner power...
And makes his dreams come true.
Also, the horn glows, and can
grow to 6 spans in length!
Here is my royal gift to you...
For your wishes to come true.
... Allforgiving Lord...
Will this bed become my coffin
or will my soul see another day...
Here lies coffin waiting for me...
Here lies death waiting for me...
I am afraid of your judgement day...
- I'd like to buy your smerd...
- You can buy him, if we agree on the price...
I paid three times as much for him!
He's my best!
He's a lousy worker!  He escapes all the time...
.. I should have hung him, but
felt sorry for him...
So, who did you pray?
St Ioan Damasceno.
And I - the immortal Idris.
The prayer worked!
The fly flies, swallows teeth...
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