off.
We'll get moved there all right.
Take this place!
Something downstairs is burning.
- As far as I understand, these are our stands.
- Yes.
So are these and some more.
- These are ours as well.
- Good.
- And who built these stands?
- It was the Portuguese who built them.
- They just came and built them.
- And who let them here?
- No one?
- Pals, you're great. Yesterday you told me
you were the masters of the place and today
you discover somebody else can work here.
Uffa, let's challenge these folks
for a showdown.
When they agree,
we'll choke them.
The first thing to hit is
the liver. Always.
Look, this is the Young Man coming.
Hare Krishna!
Hare Krishna!
That's all. This man is ours.
- Hare Krishna!
- Hare Krishna!
Now let's do it our way.
Come on!
Show to us what you've brought
this time.
Look!
We'll give to you the money later.
You'll get your share someday.
Look, this is the Uralmash boy coming.
Hi, Uralmash!
Hello!
- You cars!
- Uffa, we have a problem with our car.
- The car's gone.
- Whoops!
They've left behind only the
emergency kit.
Look at this!
- Fatso, pinch me!
- What?
Pinch me now!
We got here at last.
I hear some noise.
We'll have to change
the room tomorrow.
Ok, let's make you a bed on the couch and
I'll sleep on this bed.
If you mind,
I can take the couch.
Are you mad?
Don't eat them.
Everything has to be boiled or
washed here.
This is India after all.
Hey, wake up!
Do you want a drink?
Take it away.
Press the coupling pedal.
Where I am?
The transfer radius was too big.
That's enough.
I'm awfully hungry.
Will you give me some butter?
It won't operate, will it?
- It was you who broke it.
- Throw it away then.
By the way,
By the way, it was me who suggested
that Fatso should buy
the can where you lived.
So you're mine.
Are you serious?
- In any case.
- Really? And what about the money?
It was mine.
So you're mine as well.
- What about Gooch?
- He's a sucker.
He doesn't need all that. He has
only his girl on his mind.
We might gear up a lot of things with you.
The whole University will get pissed off.
Listen, are you really capable of
fulfilling any wish?
And let's start after you finish
your meal.
And what about Gooch?
It was him who opened the can.
- Forget him.
- I have to think it over.
Have a look at that!
Let's go have a swim after all.
Yesterday you promised to me that
we might go visit Lena.
Your Lena became a real
pain in my neck yesterday.
We gave her apples
as a present, didn't we?
If I promised anything,
I'll do that.
She's in the Paradise hotel.
Let me jot down
the room number for you.
Take the car and bring her here.
And we all will get some
tan in the meanwhile.
I don't know how to drive.
Now you can drive.
- What about the traffic rules?
- There's only one rule - never run across a cow.
This is love.
How should I call you?
Call me the Genie.
- How?
- The genie. Are you deaf?
Now what?
Is this sucker gone?
Who's gone?
To make a long story short, what
are your wishes?
We have different wishes.
Different wishes - different itches...
Should we proceed to pleasures now?
- Yes!
- Oh, yes!
Hello!
- Hello!
- Where are you from?
We're from Russia. These boys are
willing to have some pleasures.
Their names are Vlad and Fatso.
Give some good non-stop massage to htem.
Make it ecstatic.
Now, Uffa, is the boх going to
cough up the dough?
- Vakhtang!
- What?
- Want a drag on the joint?
- Did you study in the institute?
Yes, I studied by
correspondence in Krasnodar.
- What faculty did you study at?
- The botanic faculty.
Shit! Why are you trying to break it?
Are you mad?
How could you have forgotten
your camera?
Are you eating this apple again?
We'll jog starting from
tomorrow morning.
And boil everything.
Hey!
The genie!
- And remember...
- There is...
While taking a shower, don't drink their
water or pee into it.
I use this for desinfection. This