coat. Wait a second, you took 100! No, one dollar is for you. See George Washington? That's Benjamin Franklin, that's not happening. Give this... You got the wrong money. Can I have my money back? - You gave me the wrong necklace, too. - You're breaking my heart, asswipe. - You speak English just fine. - So do you, so what of it? Give me my 100 back, take this dollar and give me the right one. Monkey breath, puke face, eater of turtle slime. - Give me my shit and take your shit. - What, scuzzbucket? OK, you slick shithead. You sneaky little bastard! You want your money? Take it! Did you see a little naked man with a $100 bill? I have arranged for yaks, ponies and boats. You didn't see a naked bum with $100? No, but I can arrange for one. Come on. You've got to show up sooner or later. When you do, your ass is kicked. I'll sell your clothes, leave you here naked and bleeding without money. Little dirty bastard! Dude took my money. If that bum hadn't taken my $100, we'd have a boat with a motor. - Shut up and paddle. - Yeah, I'm gonna paddle. I'm gonna paddle your ass when I find you. I'll use this row. I'm gonna row your ass till it bleeds! - We'll be there soon. - You'd better have a spatula. My ass is frozen to this yak. Bow. That's the dude who took my money! We have come to ask for the sacred Crossed Dagger of Ajanti. - For what reason? - For the Golden Child. - He does not need it. - To save his life. The child lives for our sakes, not for his own. I humbly beg you, let us have the knife. Let him ask it. I-I-I... want the knife. Let him ask again. I want the knife. Please. Only a man whose heart is pure can wield the knife. If you're such a man, you will have it. "Only a man whose heart is pure can wield the knife." And only a man whose ass is narrow can get down these steps. And if mine is such an ass, then I shall have it. Oh, shit. Beyond the door is a corridor. At the other end is the sacred Ajanti Dagger. If you walk to the other end of the corridor and retrieve it, it's yours. - That sounds simple enough. - Just one thing. You must carry this glass of water without spilling one drop. Are you Monty Hall now? You must be Carol Marrow. "Don't spill any water." This is crazy! And keep your thought as pure as the water. - The water isn't pure. - Neither are you! I give you this advice. Stay on the path. You've got it. I'm so afraid of the dark, too. You need to get somebody to come and clean up down here! This is a piece of cake. This is a piece of cake, OK? Come on, come on... Hey, there's no floor. There's no ground. Wait a minute, I've got it. There is a ground. You're making it look like there's no ground, to see if I would be scared and run back. There's a ground, Monty! There's no ground here! Oh, shit... - Remember, stay on the path! - I heard you the first time! Let's just hope the path stays under me! - But I was supposed to stay on the path! - Yes. But you must know when to break the rules. - How many have survived this test? - None! None? None? I'm going to break your ass, when I get out of here. What am I doing wrong? I followed all your rules, what am I doing wrong? Keep your thoughts as pure as the water and don't drop the water. Don't drop the water. Wait a minute, wait a minute... The water... The fire and the water... OK. To Monty! A toast! I've got the knife, now turn on the goddamn light! What is it, asswipe? I want to ask your advice about something. I'll let that slide, because it's your way. Don't press your luck, though. I know that you're a very old and wise and... ...disgusting guy. You'll wipe that on yourjacket, huh? I was wondering what a man says to a woman from your world, when he wants her to understand that he loves her and wants to marry her. If you took the short path and reached enlightenment before tomorrow, who ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Заложник на английском - текст Бег на английском - текст Алиса в Стране Чудес на английском - текст Дни затмения на английском - текст Отступники на английском |