prepared. Liza is not an easy lay. I told you this. She has nothing to do with it. It's my fault. Oh yeah. You laid an egg, man! Pasta from Ho Chi Minh! Try it now! You'll say 'wow'! I'll try again tomorrow. I know what I did wrong. Pasta is nice! Wholesale price! Contact telephone 256-56-56. - Try again with whom? - With Lisa, who else? Try some pasta - you will see pasta is for you and me! The times are changing. It used to be that girls were shy. Nowadays, you go at it you give it your best and five minutes later she says it wasn't good. It is all about reputation. I told you you should practice... - You gotta jerk off 3 times a day. - I did! Hi, Asia! I see you're happy I blew it with Lisa. No, I'm not jealous. Besides, we broke up a month ago. When you're 1 8, one month is like 2 years for those who are 30. So it's like we didn't do it for 2 years. It is her fault, shouldn't have started that 'marry me' crap She called me by my name all of the sudden. I thought she was kidding, or going on some S&M trip. She actually thought That I would become her husband. Do I look like a husband? Man, they are so ugly. But someone screws them too. Chekhov claimed they laugh during sex. Not groan or moan - just laugh. You mean Chekhov screwed Asian girls? Can't a writer screw a girl? Did she say whether she wanted to go steady with you? She doesn't respect me. Did you kiss for at least for five minutes? - 5 minutes? Yes. - It's so like Lisa. She can't do without that. A fool! So, you two kissed. And you didn't get it up? Are you sick or something? I was just nervous. Of course, if you're a great writer, you don't care whether you're being laughed at or not,but I do. Why go for Lisa? For your first time any girl would do. Or better yet, a hooker. You will not get laid here, before you make a reputation, How can I make a reputation if I can't get none? Tolya. I left my note-book here. A note-book? Come on in. Don't be afraid. No one is gonna eat you here. Seal? You're not gonna eat her, are you? - Of course. - Oh, you. Let's go to your room, baby... The girls think we just went for a quickie Like I was with her, kept my pants on, just forgot to zip up afterwards And, check this, all that without saying a word. Now that is a reputation made! And what if we lie? You'll say I bring girls and give you no peace at night. For them to believe, I would have to mention names. And that is low. If you give it to her good once, there will be no need for your bragging. Girls don't like it when guys tell things about them. They like to tell'em themselves. So she mooned the guy... And what do you think he said to this? She mooned him from a trolley-bus? What matters is that she didn't get into his car right away And he said something like 'You don't like Mercedes cars? That's fresh. 'Then I'll buy you a trolley-bus!' - It's not for you. Where is Hone? - I dunno, he is off somewhere. Hey, I'm out of tea. Can you help me out? Would you just chill! Hey, what about XYZ? He picked that up from Hone. Do you think anyone will buy this? Could not care less. Lisa told me how dull you were. But you are also dumb. - I didn't expect that. - It's a coincidence. - No, Seal, it's fate. - Oh, quit teasing the poor boy. Lisa said you wanted to see some tits... Here, take a look. You don't have to scream, do you? I got an exam tomorrow. We're not screaming. We just saw a guy with his fly down and voiced our criticism. Oh you poor thing! You want some coffee and biscuits? How many studs? - Seven? - Ever seen anyone with 7 studs? Nope. What else should I pierce? Maybe my belly-button? Did you like Lisa's belly-button ring? - I didn't see it. - But you felt it?.. Do talk. When a man is silent he gets tiresome real fast. If you're not a talker, you can ask me things. - Can a girl fall in love with me? - No. Why? ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Девочки хотят повеселиться на английском - текст Увлечения на английском - текст Парни не плачут на английском - текст Минотавр на английском - текст Первые на Луне на английском |