Speciosus, formosus,
praeclarus!
- Ah!
- Edward?
- Mother?
- Edward!
Yes. Oh, her.
L was taking her out for fresh air.
She seems to have swooned.
Oh, leave her, darling.
L think she's fine.
Just leave her. Slap her.
Give her some water.
She's fine.
- Someone help me, please!
- You're overreacting.
You needn't get so upset, dear.
Really.
Oh, no. Call 9-1-1.
Don't pay any attention.
Go back to your party.
- She's fine.
- Giselle.
[Nancy] Hello, we have a woman
here, she's unconscious.
L didn't see what happened.
- She fainted. But she'll be fine...
- No, she didn't.
Nathaniel, go back to the car.
L will not.
- You poisoned her.
- [Laughs]
- She's the evil hag, sire!
- You did this?
She sent the girl here.
She poisoned her! With my help,
- l regret to say.
- Oh, he's lying, darling.
Why would l ever align myself with that
buffoon? L mean, think about it. Why?
Silence!
You lying, murderous wretch!
When we return home, Andalasia
shall know of your treachery.
- Your days as queen will be over!
- Take my crown?
Don't you think that's
a bit melodramatic, dear?
L don't know
what "melodramatic" means,
but you'll be removed from the throne,
Narissa. L will see to it.
- [Hisses]
- [Gasping]
[Casting spell]
That's enough from you, you viper.
- We have to help her. What can we do?
- L don't know. What do we do?
There's no way of helping her.
She's done for.
True love's kiss.
What?
Lt's the most powerful thing
in the world.
Yes. Yes, of course.
L knew that.
- Lt's not working!
- [Clock chimes]
[Laughs]
You'll never save her now.
When the clock strikes 12...
[chimes]
...she'll be dead.
- Unless...
- Unless?
Lt's not possible.
Lt couldn't be me.
- Don't you see?
- L've only known her for a few days.
Kiss her, Robert. Lt's OK.
[Clock chimes]
Please.
Don't leave me.
[Gasps]
L knew it was you.
- [Cheering]
- [Clapping]
- What did you think?
- Wonderful.
Oh, much better
than last year's show.
[Shouting] No!
The most powerful thing
in the world.
Ha! L don't think so.
You have no idea
who you're dealing with.
You want a show?
L'll give you a show.
Back up and get ready
for the main event!
- You selfish, evil...
- [queen] Speciosus,
formosus, praeclarus!
All this nauseating talk of
"true love's kiss."
Lt really does bring out
the worst in me.
- Stay back.
- You know, l've been thinking.
Lf l'm going to remain queen,
l'm going to need
some sort of story
when l go back. Hmm.
What if a giant,
vicious beast showed up
and killed everyone?
And poor, defenseless
Queen Narissa,
she just couldn't save them.
Let's begin with the girl
who started it all, shall we?
- Over my dead body.
- All right.
- L'm flexible.
- [Screaming] Let me go!
[Roaring]
Come along, Giselle. L don't
want you to miss this ending.
Let me go!
Ah! Put me down!
You're crazy!
No, spiteful, vindictive, very large.
But never crazy. Ah!
- Giselle!
- Oh, my. This is a twist on our story!
Lt's the brave little princess
coming to the rescue.
L guess that makes you the damsel
in distress, huh, handsome?
Keep up with me, dear. Lt's time
to take our tale to new heights!
[Thunderclap]
[Laughing]
[Roaring]
[Squeaking]
Pip!
[Squeaking]
You'd like to finally be released...
...to help Giselle...
...to best the beast.
Why didn't you say so
in the first place?
[Groaning]
Thank you.
Narissa! L'm not going
to let you take him!
We're coming to the end
of our story now.
Are you at the edge
of your seat, Giselle,
just dying to know how it ends?
- Pip!
- [Squeaks]
How about this:
"And they all lived
happily ever after!"
Well, at least l did.
[Cackles]
What?
[Robert yelling]
[Screaming]
[Grunts] Oh. Ah!
Ow! Ah!
Robert! Hold on!
- [Grunting]
- [Squeaks]
Ah!
[Yelling]
- [Grunts]
- [Giselle screaming]
- [Both panting]
- [Sirens wailing]
Ls this a habit of yours?
Falling off of stuff?
Only when you're around
to catch me.
[Carrie