Ooh, ooh **
** Oh, no **
** Can't ya see **
** I'm workin' **
** Yeah **
** Ooh, ooh **
** I'm workin' on it **
[ Virgil ] That is one hell of a scooter, dude.
Climb on the fucker.
See if it works.
- Really ?
- Really.
[ engine sputtering ]
[ engine hisses, stops ]
[ engine revving ]
Yes !
[ engine revving ]
[ laughing ]
Ta-da !  These are
your fuckin' colors, man.
- My fuckin' what ?
- Your colors.
A biker will fight ya to the death
if you rat-fuck his colors.
It's the name of your club.
You are a member of the Pythons.
I made it up myself,
but who the fuck's gonna know ?
[ chuckles ]
Come here, come here.
You see this little one percent ?
This means that you are a member...
of the totally zoned-out, fucked-up,
bad-ass, outlaw motorcycle brotherhood.
And this little space right here.
That's where your name goes.
Now what do you wanna call yourself ?
Bikers all got nicknames.
How about if I call myself... Sid ?
- Sid.  Sidney ?
- Yeah.  Sid.
- Not fuckin' Sidney.  Sid.
- Sid.  Sid.  Sid.
I like it.  It's great. Fuckin' great.
Here. Put it on. Try it on.
- Nope, nope.
- What ?
Well, you're not dirty enough.
You're not crazy enough.
I'm gettin' really fuckin' tired
of hearing you say that.
Yeah ?  Well, being tired
is a lot better than being dead, man.
I just made that up too.
[ laughing ]
[ dog barking ]
What the fuck--
[ laughing ]
Now you're dirty enough.
Meet me tomorrow at Spanish Wells and
we'll see how fuckin' crazy you are.
[ laughing ]
You son of a bitch.
[ man on police radio ]
Base to 528.
[ dispatcher ]
All units, '89 red cadillac seville,
partial plate I.D. number 7-2-6,
just reported stolen from Denny's
parking lot in Linkville.
Hello, dude. What do ya think
of my new wheels ?
You ugly prick !
You just stole this car from the
Denny's parking lot in Linkville.
How in the fuck
did you know that, man ?
- You've involved me in a felony, Virgil.
- I was getting bored.
- Bein' a cop ain't everything I thought
it was gonna be.   - What's that in your belt ?
- Nothing.
- Bullshit !  It's a pistol. You swore no guns.
Now take it out
and put it on the seat.
- I was just tryin' to have a little fun, man.
- Fun ?
I oughta kill you !
Now follow me back down the hill...
so we can dump this piece of shit
before somebody catches us.
** [ humming ] **
Shit !
Wanna play, asshole ?
Holy shit, man !
Holy shit, man !
Jesus Christ all fucking mighty !
[ screaming ]
Oh, god !
[ panting ]
You're crazy enough now, dude.
You're definitely crazy enough.
So get your shit together.
We are going to a fucking wedding.
****
** [ "Road To Hell" by Chris Rea ] **
** Well, I'm standin' **
** By a river **
** But the water **
** Doesn't flow **
** It boils **
** With every poison **
** You can think of **
** And I'm underneath **
** The street light **
** At the light of joy **
** I know **
** Scared beyond belief **
** Way down **
** In the shadows **
** And the perverted fear **
** Of violence **
** Chokes a smile **
** On every face **
** And common sense **
** Is ringing **
** Out the bell **
** This ain't no **
** Technological breakdown **
** Oh, no **
** This is the road **
** To hell **
** And all the roads **
** Jam up with credit **
** And there's nothin' **
** You can do **
** It's all just **
** Bits of paper **
** Flyin' away from you **
** Oh, look out world **
** Take a good look **
** Welcome to me **
[ engine revving ]
** This ain't no **
** Upwardly mobile freeway **
** Oh, no **
** This is the road **
** They say **
** This is the road **
** This is **
** The road to hell **
Don't talk too much today. If somebody
gives you a dare, you gotta take it.
This is serious.  This isn't a game.
You fuck up, they're gonna kill ya.
[ gunshots ]
[ gunshots continue ]
[ biker ]
So I pick up the fuckin' Hammer,
and the guy says, "you're not gonna
hit me with that, are ya ?"
[ snorting,