left. You should have
said something about five seconds ago.
Come back.
Lan, they need a real life.
Not all of this.
Besides, they just ruined the concert.
Word will get out,
no one will come to see them.
Dave, they're chipmunks who talk.
People will come.
Guys, with me.
Roll, that's how we roll
You'll never take us alive.
They just did take us alive, Alvin.
It's a figure of speech, Simon.
Instead of criticizing me, why not use
your big brain to think of a way out?
Go, go, go. Go.
Come on.
Step on it, Dave. You're losing him.
How did you guys...?
We are talking chipmunks, Dave.
We can get out of a cat carrier.
Not even hard to do.
You came back for us.
Well, of course I came back.
We're a family.
Holy nuts.
- What?
- Am I going crazy?
Or did he just say "family"?
I know...
...but I really missed you guys.
I missed you too, Dave.
Me too.
- So did Alvin. He's too cool to admit it.
- Yeah, too macho.
Missed you too.
Sorry, I had some sentimentality
stuck in my throat.
I just said, I missed you too.
Whatever.
Who are you guys to judge me?
Okay, you know what?
I miss my friend Dave, okay?
I'll scream it from the rooftops.
And I'm not afraid. I'm not ashamed.
That's right. I love you, Dave.
Come here.
- Dave?
- Yes, Alvin?
Now can I steer?
Oh, please, please, please.
- I want to work the windshield wipers.
- Oh, and I'd like to beep the horn.
Have at it, fellas.
- I'm a good beeper.
- Save some horn for the rest of us.
- Come on, Dave, drive faster.
- Not with you steering.
Dave, you drive like a sleepy old bear.
- Okay, Alvin, that's enough.
- Enough of what? Of being awesome?
Alvin, I said that's enough.
Hey, look, Dave, no paws.
Hey, if you guys behave, maybe
I'll let you call me "Uncle lan" again.
Deal?
No!
Claire.
- Hey.
- Come on in.
- Hi, Claire.
- Well, hello, Clarina.
- Hi, guys.
- Hope you like toaster waffles.
And, for us classy chipmunks,
a bit of the bubbly.
Stupid cork. Doesn't...
I'm not gonna say it.
Good grief.
Are you still not gonna say it?
Nope.
I'm gonna say it. Alvin!
Okay!
Okay, guys, come on,
let's try it again.
Here we go, and sing.
Come on, sing for your uncle lan.
Come on, sing.
Why...? Why won't you sing?
You know, I said, sing.
Sing.It's going. It's going.
And it's gone.
Whatever.
Maybe we should take a break.
That's it. I can't take this anymore.
I can't. I give up.
I'm sick of struggling for survival.
Competing with gophers and
earthworms and that loser sparrow...
...who always takes my nuts.
And I'm especially sick of this stupid...
...stupid tree.
-What's happening?
-Guys.
I think he made it angry.
I'm awake.
I'm up...
...and I'm late.
Demo. Dave Seville.
Keys. Bag.
Pants.
I need pants. Pants are essential.
Claire.
-Dave.
-Hey.
How's it going?
I haven't seen you since....
Well, since you said you never wanted
to see me again.
So I guess it worked.
What a fun day that was.
Let me guess.
You're late for something again.
-Same old Dave.
-Not following you.
You know,
the guy who's always fooling around...
...who can't handle
a serious relationship.
That was the old Dave.
How about we get together,
talk about the new Dave?
Tomorrow night. My place.
-I....
-Great.
-No--
-You look good, Claire.
Where are we?
Well, I think they remodeled our forest.
I like it. Stylish, yet functional.
Where did the mountains go?
Give me a break.
We're in a building, Theodore.
Dave.
-Ian.
-Hey, big guy.
Hey, you ever seen the view
from the 80th floor?
-No. They never let me past the lobby.
-What? I can't....
Hey, back off, man,
this is Dave Seville.
Mr. Seville, can I offer you
some muffins, scones, pastries?
No. I'd hate to be a bother.
It's no problem.
We have an omelet station.
Omelet station.
Can I get you some water
or a soy latte?
How about a shot
of wheatgrass juice?
Maybe later. Thanks.
Let's talk about your song, Dave.
Well, as crazy as it sounds.