now.
One, two, three!
Now, watch me.
Watch me now.
(CHIPETTES SINGING)
(PHONE RINGING)
Hello.
Toby?
What are you
doing at the house?
Where's Aunt Jackie?
Dave! Hey! Hey, Dave,
what's happening?
(STUTTERING)
Aunt Jackie is, uh,
in the hospital.
I'm a little worried.
Who's watching the boys?
I am.
So, Dave, how is Paris?
Wait, are the boys behaving?
Absolutely.
They've been just peachy.
Toby, what's going on?
Huh? Nothing.
Nothing. No, don't even...
Don't even worry about it.
You know, I know that
you're not supposed to
be stressed out,
so I'm going to go right now.
But it's all good here.
Come Home soon! Bye!
(BEEPING RAPIDLY)
Toby?
Toby!
Nurse! Nurse!
Get me out of here!
Help!
(EXCLAIMING)
JEREMY: I don't mean
to interrupt your game,
but I saw you
stand up to Ryan
when he littered.
That took guts.
Really?
And that's the type of guy
that we're looking for.
Jeremy Smith,
student body president.
How do you do? I'm...
International recording star
and litter monitor
Simon Seville.
Litter monitor?
Litter monitor.
It's a new position
that we've created
to help raise awareness
of a pressing problem
in our society.
I agree 99% plus 1.
You do the math.
Well, Simon, I know
this is a lot to ask,
but we're looking
for a take-charge guy
to take charge
of this very
rewarding position.
What do you say?
SIMON: Excuse me, everybody.
Quick announcement.
I'm Simon.
I'm the litter monitor.
Put your trash in
the garbage can.
Peace out.
(ALL LAUGHING)
Hello, ladies!
You probably weren't aware
that you dropped a wrapper
on the ground,
so we're just
gonna call this one
a warning.
Carry on.
What up, dudes?
What up, Al?
Hey, everybody!
Check it out!
The newest member
of the football team.
Suiting up for
our first away game.
Ry, don't mess with me.
I talked to coach.
You're in.
Dude! That's great!
Awesome!
So check it out, A-man.
We're watching
the new litter monitor.
I wasn't aware
the school even
had a litter monitor.
We don't.
But don't tell him that.
Are you going
to pick that up?
No.
Well, I'm sorry
to hear that.
I guess I'm going
to have to give you
a citation.
Oh, no! I got a citation
for littering!
Oh, no!
You wanna play
that game, do you?
Well, guess what?
I can play that
game all day long.
Simon!
It's a joke, dude.
Litter is no joking matter.
No. You're the joke.
We're messing with you.
There's no such thing
as a litter monitor.
What?
Good one, huh?
(CHUCKLES)
You knew about this, Alvin?
Does the word "brother"
mean anything to you?
(STAMMERING)
Yes. Of course.
Yeah, well, he has some
new brothers now that he's
on the football team.
(TEETH CLENCHED)
You still haven't
picked up that litter.
You want me to
get rid of litter?
Yeah.
Let's start with you.
Hey, let...
Let go. Let go!
No! Whoa!
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
Downtown!
Whoo!
(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)
Uh, I'll catch up with
you guys in a second.
Simon! Simon!
Simon!
Okay, I am a total jerk,
I admit it.
So are we cool now?
(SIMON SCREAMING)
(BOTH GRUNTING)
(PANTING)
Okay. Alvin, I am going
to put this behind us
for Theodore's sake.
I know.
That's why I'm giving you
the Alvin guarantee
that I will be at that
sing-off Friday night.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Why wouldn't you be there?
(STAMMERING)
Because I have a...
(MUMBLING)
What?
A...
(MUMBLING)
You have a what?
A football game!
There! I said it!
A football game!
(SIMON SCREAMING)
(BOTH GRUNTING)
Simon? Alvin?
Is everything all right?
Theodore!
Yeah, we're fine.
(CHUCKLING) Just a little
dumpster wrestling.
(CHUCKLES)
Crazy in here.
Right.
Don't worry, Theo!
Everything is
going to be fine.
Alvin, do not miss
that sing-off.
Don't worry, Simon.
I'll be there.
I can do both.
Hey, guys, thanks so much
for helping out today.
Toys for Tots is
a really cool organization.
So, everybody's
getting cool points today.
What's going on
with Theodore?
I