to be here?
- Hell, no.
I'm gonna be here
by myself?
That's right. And you'd better
stay out of the ladies' undergoods.
Wait a minute!
Nobody told me I'd be here alone.
- What are you doing?
- Saving money.
Wait! Are you
turning off the lights?
In 25 seconds, you got
light in every third aisle.
When the sun comes up,
turn off all the lights.
I don't understand.
Hold on!
I don't understand.
Hold on!
I'm locking you in.
When I come back at 7:00
to open up,
I'll let you out.
- You're locking me in?
- What do you take me for, a fool?
Nobody gets keys on their
first night. Nobody!
Get to work!
- What if there's a fire?
- The fire department will come.
- I could perish!
- Ha-ha-ha. Boo!
You can't do this.
I'm locked in, alone, in the dark.
That was not a part
of my employment agreement.
# You got to wash with
the crocodile in the river #
# You got to swim
with the sharks in the sea #
# You got to live with
the crooked politician #
# Trust those things
that you can never see #
# Ay yeah, yeah
Ay yeah, yeah #
# Ay yeah, yeah
Ay yeah, yeah #
Agh!
# It's a cruel, crazy
beautiful world #
# Every day you wake up
I hope it's a blue, blue sky #
# It's a cruel, crazy
beautiful world #
# One day
when you wake up #
# I will have to
say good-bye #
# Say good-bye #
# It's your world
so live in it, good-bye #
# It's your world
so live in it... ##
9:17!
Time for a break.
Hello.
Anybody out there?
When I accepted...
the post of president,
grand poobah of Target,
realizing that
I had brought...
meaningfulness,
peace, and happiness...
into the lives of
thousands of people.
Jim Dodge, of Monroe,
top moneymaker on the tour.
His father's here today,
Bud Dodge,
and sister Penny,
a sad, sad story,
was just admitted to
University Hospital.
While trying to pop a zit,
her head mysteriously exploded.
[Phone Ringing]
[Jim]
Dad! Hi!
Do you know
what time it is?
I'm starting to think about
Christmas and gifts,
because I'm in a big store
and I'm getting gift ideas.
- Hi.
- Mom, hi!
How's it going?
I finished all
my janitor stuff.
Most of it. I've got
to save some for later.
- It's easy as hell.
- Uh, honey, it's a little late.
It is kind of late.
Sleep tight.
See you in the morning.
- [Dial Tone]
- Love you, too.
Mr. James Dodge!
He can't be happy as
the night cleanup boy.
Sweetheart,
he wants us
to call him a janitor.
Maybe I should have spent
less time harping...
and more time helping.
Harpin' and helpin'
him what?
Harpin' on him to leave,
and helpin' him become...
the good, mature,
productive person he could be.
Are you all right?
Yes, I'm fine, thanks.
And you?
What are you doing here?
I work here.
Have a good one, Officer Don.
Okay, Carl. Let me know
if you hear anything.
You bet.
Well, sir,
she didn't leave on the bus.
Let's look for her
someplace else.
She wouldn't be dumb
enough to thumb, would she?
Does she have any friends
she might have run off with?
Boyfriends?
Just get in the car
so we can look for the girl.
I'm tired,
haven't had any coffee.
My daughter, I don't know
where the hell she is.
And you're sounding like
some goddamn preacher!
Come on, get in the car!
Prick.
Are you sure you
didn't hurt yourself?
Oh, no.
Are you kidding?
No, I'm fine.
I'm fine.
Can I ask what
you were doing?
I was roller-skating.
- I know, but why?
- Why not?
I got bored.
One thing led to another...
and I'm roller-skating
in my shorts.
Better question would be,
"What are you doing here?"
Shopping.
We've been closed
for five hours.
Yeah. I fell asleep.
- While shopping?
- No, in the ladies' dressing room.
That makes no sense.
You're a high-profile young ingenue.
I was debating whether or not
to get arrested for shoplifting.
Your father owns $10 million
worth of real estate.
- It's not my fault.
- I didn't imply such.
It seems funny
that someone of your...
- Wealth?
- If you will. Would