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Yeah. Yeah, you know, it's like--
it's like the Adventures of Link.
He has to fnd Zelda,
you have to fnd a house--
same difference.
Boy, is that sexist.
It's not sexist.
It's romantic.
I know what you were gonna do,
and you can just forget about it.
There is no way!
I am not kissing a boy.
A girl maybe?
You smart-ass.
[ Corey Clears Throat ]
[ Corey Sighs ]
[ Haley Giggles ]
Yeah, Information.
I'm lookin' for a... Brooks, Reno.
B-R, double " O,'' K-S.
I touched her breast.
She doesn't have any breasts.
No, it's a Haley Brooks.
All right.Just give me all three.
All right. Yeah, look.
What I really need here
is an address. Okay.
Jimmy, time to get up.
[Jimmy In Distance ]
- What?
- [Jimmy Yelling, Muffled ]
Come on.
[ Continues Yelling ]
Jimmy! Stop!
[ Engine Cranking, Starts ]
Jimmy! Hey!
[ Haley ]
He's gone.
He's gone. It's over!
Just tell me the truth, Corey.
Did he really have a chance?
Yeah. No, I--
I don't know.
Look. I've never seen
anyone better, not even--
Not even Lucas?
Yeah. Not even Lucas.
Hey, where you goin'?
You think I don't have friends?
I got friends.
Friends? Haley!
[ Metal Scraping Continues ]
[ Putnam Chuckling ]
Hey. Hey!
Hey! Sit down and shut up.
[ Chuckles ]
You just made me some money,
space case.
Here, have a sucker.
Look. Look, kid, you just do
like your Uncle Putnam tells ya,
or else it's gonna be a very long ride home.
[ Scraping Continues ]
What the hell is that?
- [ Screams ]
- [ Tires Screech ]
Hey! What the hell are you doin'?
You're blockin' the road, guys.
[ Air Brakes Hiss ]
[ Door Slams ]
All right. I want all
of your driver's license numbers!
Everyone of ya.
I want your driver's license numbers!
So you touched her breasts, huh?
Oh, my God.
All right. All right. Let's not
lose our tempers. It's very hot--
[ Punch Lands ]
[ Haley ]
Come on, Spanky.
Faster, faster!
I'm already in a world of trouble
when ol' Pete fnd out
I stole his rig.
Do you want me
to get a ticket too?
[Jimmy ]
Please, Spanky?
All right!
L.A., here we come.
Look out for the road hog!
[ All ]
[ Horn Honking ]
[ Corey ]
Bye, Spanky.
Thanks for the ride.
Bye, Spanky.
[ Haley ]
Thanks, Spanky.
Good luck, you guys.
[ Door Closes ]
Excuse me. Excuse me.
[ Boy ]
Andy Panda! Have you seen
Woody Woodpecker?
There it is.
Whoa, what is this place?
[ Dracula Chattering, Chortles ]
[ Woman On P.A.]
From three finalists, one champion.
Who will survive?
Video Armageddon continues.
All right. Let's move it,
move it, move it, kid!
Hi. We're here to register.
Yeah, the name's Jimmy Woods.
Jimmy Woods!
What game is it?
What game are they playing?
Well, for the prelims
we're playing Ninja Gaiden!
[ Martial Arts Yell ]
He knows Ninja Gaiden.
We're in! That's great.
You're in. Fantastic.
Pin this to his back
and hustle it on in there.
You're blowin' it. You're late.
Move it, move it, move it!
[ Crowd Cheering ]
[ Announcer ] And the clock moves
inexorably towards the final conflict.
From three finalists, one champion.
Who will survive at Video Armageddon?
Now remember all the stuff
we taught you, okay,Jimmy?
- Will you look at this?
- [ Crowd Cheering Continues ]
Oh. Oh, here we go.
A winner here. Let's go.
[ Continues, Chattering ]
[ Announcer ]
As the clock winds down,
who will survive,
as we have 1 0 seconds, nine--
[ Crowd Joins ]
Eight, seven, six,
fve, four, three, two, one!
- [ Buzzer Sounds ]
- [ Cheering ]
We have a new winner:
number 1 69!
Number 1 69
is who we gotta beat.
Whoever it is,
they're good.
It's Lucas.
All right, Lucas.
Hey, It's the wizard.
I brought my friends too.
I wanted to show them perfection.
You know, I hope
you don't get nervous
like last time, wiz.
We wouldn't want you
to whiz on someone.
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