you? - Yeah. - Also sleep with a great many women. - Real turn-off, huh? - Just the opposite. I'll make up my mind about the men later. I know which girls I want. Candy, Casey, Rima, Jennifer and Victoria Porter. - The one in the shocking-pink leotard? - See if any are willing to be swing dancers. - She's tone-deaf. - With those legs, who cares? Oh, Joey, I know you're in a hurry, but I want to check your schedule. - Same as always. - Joey? Joey, can we talk a minute, please? - Joey... - What is it? - You left me without a soprano again! - Paul, please, will you let me handle it? - What about Diane? - What about Diane? I've had her in three shows. She's wonderful. At least she can sing. You left me without a soprano. I gotta have a soprano! Gentlemen, Mr Gideon... The tall dancer with the blue eye shadow - believe me, he'll hit the high notes. The five Murray is talking to, those are the girls I want. OK with you? The tall girl, Victoria - I like her, Daddy. Hm, she's all right. I really screwed up that marriage. Because I cheated. Oh, man, I cheated every chance I could get. OK with you, Audrey? Sure. Fine with me. What about this weekend with Michelle? Oh, Jesus... I forgot. I gotta work this weekend. Oh, Joe! You promised her. I know I promised, but what am I gonna do? That's OK. - I'm sorry, Michelle. - It's OK. Ifyou want me, I'll be in the cutting room. He promised me. - Some fucking father. - Family? - Screwed up. - Work? All there is. Ifl were God, man... Andsometimes I thinklam... Depends on the shityou're smoking... OK. Ifl were God, man, everybody wouldlive for ever. No death, man. No pennies on the eyes foranybody. Well, a couple ofpeople, like myagent, who bookedme into this toilet... Why is he mumbling like that? I'll tell you why. Cos I'm the dummy who let him mumble like that. - Try it. - ..death and the clap. So far, I've managed to avoid one ofthem. You know, man, death is reallya hip thing now. But we allhave very differentfeelings aboutit. Forinstance, to a Catholic, death is a promotion. Excuse me, Stacy. Women? Hope? All this bullshitabout "death with dignity". You know what death with dignityis? You don't drool. Change-of-pace time. Request. Here we go, Vic O'Dante. Hey! Beauty? - Oh, you're a flirt. - Mm-hm. § Death is in, death is in § Hear them church bells ring Ilove it, llove it, llove it! Books, magazine articles, TVshows, Ken and Barbie dolls who have a mutualsuicide pact... Oh, man, how many times do we have to look at the same thing? Until he gets it the way he wants it. There's a lady in Chicago, man, wrote a book - DrKьbler-Ross, with a dash. This chick, man, without the benefit ofdying herself, has broken the process ofdeath into five stages. Anger, denial, bargaining, depression and acceptance. Sounds like a Jewish lawfirm. "Goodmorning. Anger, Denial, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance." Anger. Jesus Christ! Goddamn son-of-a-bitch, pig-suckin'bastards! Oh, pooh! Bargaining. What didlsay? Anger, denial, bargaining, depression, acceptance. All right, ifyou happen to get to denial... denial... "No, that's notme, man. No. Oh-ho... Somebody else, maybe, butnotme." "Oh, no. You got the wrong... Howaboutmymother, man?" "She's old, I'm weaned, I'm toilet-trained. Bye, Ma. You've been terrifiic. Ilove ya." - Butnotme! - Mother? Kinda chubby. And jolly. And sexy. Bargaining. Rememberher? "Can we sit down and talk about this like businessmen?" "A negotiation, OK? No more hard drugs. A little grass, maybe, but that's it." "OK, all right, look, man, lpromise I won'tflash on subways anymore, OK?" Cat drives a hardbargain. Depression... - Hi, Katie. - "I'm dying!" "Oh, God, am I dying?!" Wanna have dinner together before I go to the theatre? - I can't. - "The doctor's not dying." - Should I come over to your apartment later? - Yeah, sure. - Father? - Liar, womaniser. ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Садко-богатый на английском - текст Звездный Путь: Встреча капитанов на английском - текст Детская ревность на английском - текст Сёстры Мунэката на английском - текст Торпедоносцы на английском |