thankyou. No, no... You're wonderful, wonderful. The wordsuperstaris greatly overusedin this business. Butformynextguest, the word superstaris totally inadequate. Wheneverl do a benefit- andl've done 150, 60, 70, this year, all for very worthy causes - I can always count on this dude to be right there with me. Ifeelhumbledin his presence. From deep, deep in here, ladies andgentlemen, letme lay on you... - A great entertainer. - a great entertainer, - A great humanitarian. - a greathumanitarian, - And my dear friend for 25 years. - andmy dearest, dearestfriendfor20 years. - You missed by five years. - Oh, boy, do I hate show business. - Joey, you love show business. - That's right, I love show business. I'll go either way. I got insight into you, Gideon. You know what's underneath? The dreadful fear that you're ordinary, not special. Right. Oh, I think... I think... - I'm getting an erection. - Oh, Mr Gideon, don't do that. That sex thing, Jesus. Listen, I wouldn't say you were a faggot, but you do have a lot offeminine characteristics, right? Right. You are foolishly and childishly flirting with disaster. Joey, you're really crazy! What do you wanna do, kill yourself? Dr Ballinger told me to get a little exercise. Everything he does seems to be a denial of his condition. Dr Ballinger, every time I've seen him, I get the impression that he doesn't care whether he lives or dies. Yes, I know. But I think he cares a lot. OK, we'll limit his visitors to no more than two. Joe, I wish you couldhave been there. 9.30 this morning, before a single review was out, the line at Cinema One was around the block. The people know. The people know. This broke every first-day record. It's a blockbuster. I mean a blockbuster. And those guys in California... You wouldn't believe the telephone calls. "Congratulations", they say. "We're glad you took your time. It was worth it." They said "Every dollar that we put in that film is up there on the screen." I'm telling you, they're talking about a $3.5 million advertising budget. 3.5 million dollars! I'm sorry. Excuse me. Do you believe that? 3.5 million dollars. This picture is gonna go right through the roof. Right through... the roof. Look at those reviews. See it? We did it. Joe, we did it. Where are the bad ones? There are no bad ones. Josh... Well, there were a couple that quibbled a little. I left them at the office. Josh, I want you to do me a favour - don't show them to me. Never. How were the television reviews? I think we got Leslie Perry. At the screening, she told me she loved it. Following Gideon's triumphant directorial achievement with "50 Beautiful Girls, 50", when he won everypossible award, it wouldbe nice to report that Mr Gideon's latest effort, "The Stand-up", starring Davis Newman, was a betterfilm. Oh, boy, here it comes. Joey, turn it off, please. ..falls into his characteristic weakness oftrying too hard to please, to entertain. - Josh, no. I wanna hear it. - The razzle-dazzle sometimes obliterates... - What does she know? - She never gives a good review. That woman is totally unqualified to criticise anything. - She doesn't know a damn thing about film. - Or anything. She's not even reviewing a film. She's telling you how clever she is. ..where the has-been comic, playedimpeccablybyDavis Newman, demonstrates his former brilliance in a monologue where clearly director Gideon gave MrNewman free rein. Rising above rather commonplace material, the actor creates a classic comic... I guarantee this picture will do 30 million domestic, at least. - One ofyou better get somebody. - What? I think I'm in trouble. ..chopping offthe ends ofscenes before the drama is played out, Ieft this reviewer with bewilderment anda four-aspirin headache. Using myfour-balloon rating system, lgive "The Stand-up" halfa balloon. - How are you feeling? - The truth? I'm scared. Roll 'em. ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Рэд на английском - текст Фантастическое Путешествие на английском - текст Лунная радуга на английском - текст Легенда о пианисте на английском - текст Электрические мечты на английском |