Oh that's all right.
That's, uh, a bottle of wine.
You're gonna spill that on me?
- Hey, baby, wanna?
- Get out of here.
Hey, dude, they're lighting farts
down on the beach.
Well, is it BYOM?
- What?
- Bring your own matches!
- Uh, yeah. Yeah yeah.
- All right! Fart fart fart fart!
Rag, this party's
the ultimate bummer.
- Where is Kristi?
- Upstairs in the bathroom.
- You're not leaving, are you?
- I'll be right back, okay?
- Okay?
- Hurry up.
# I'm running #
# I'm running away
from my heart #
# Running #
Can I help you, honey?
What's this about a door prize?
Guess the size of Rounder's putz
and you will win 100 bucks.
Hey, dude, Kristi's
in the upstairs bathroom.
Okay.
# And the day comes along... #
Hello there.
I just wondered
if you could tell me
where I could find
Roger Rounder.
Yeah, lady, take a number
and go upstairs.
Oh all right.
How about a little cookie
for a sweet little girl?
Roger! Rogie Rogie! Roger!
- Excuse me, emergency.
- Hey.
# Running... #
- Scotty!
- Kristi, I gotta talk to you.
- Get out of here!
- Just give me two minutes.
I'm gonna scream
at the top of my lungs
if you don't get
out of here now.
- Okay.
- I mean it.
- Let her rip.
- I mean it.
Let her rip.
You can't shift your key.
I can't stay in tune with you.
Okay, we're gonna act civilized?
Can we just share a doob, okay?
Talk this whole thing out,
all right?
Hello there, Goldilocks.
- What's hanging?
- Spare me.
Look, I swear to God,
Hunter made the moves
on Candy, not me.
Hey, I only want you.
Well, you know, there's a real easy way
for me to find out if you're lying.
Right, polygraph,
the old lie detector test.
No, Scotty, all I have to do
is go ask Candy.
Yeah, right, Candy.
Yeah, Candy.
She'll tell me.
You know, aside from
that oversized schnozz,
you're kinda cute.
What do you say we go
down to my Rolls and fill that...
bunker with some nose candy?
Ow!
You know, that beat of the music...
is really strange.
Really strange.
No, it really is. Listen to it.
You'd better let go
or I'll bite you again!
Hey!
Hey, go dance with somebody else,
- freckle face.
- He's not dancing.
He's flipping you off
in 40 different languages.
Nobody flips me off!
I never did this before.
This is my first honey love.
And now, the Eighth
Wonder of the World.
Roger!
Mom?!
Roger!
Mom!
On fire!
What-- water! Water! Hey!
My feet! My feet!
My fuckin' feet!
Om!
Big surprise!
Om!
- Mom!
- Roger! Roger!
Dede! Dede!
If your father were alive--
# Party... #
This party sucks the big one.
Where's Hunter?
Whoo!
Hunter! Where the fuck are you?!
- Whoo!
- Oh shit!
Hunter sure does give
good party now, don't he?
Rag:
For sure, dude.
# It's party time! #
Scotty:
Well well.
This is something
I never thought I'd see.
Yeah? Well, he looked
kinda cute last night,
so I figured what the heck?
It was rad, dude.
Both:
It was worth the wait.
- Hi, Scotty.
- Hey.
I talked to Hunter
and he 'fessed up,
so I guess I owe you an apology.
You don't have to apologize.
Well, I've been doing
some thinking
and I've decided
to go back to college.
I think that's great, Kristi.
Isn't it?
I don't know what to say.
I hope you have a great year.
Do I get a goodbye kiss?
No.
Come on, I told you
I'm going back to college,
but I didn't say where.
I'm transferring to Cal State.
- Cal State?
- Mm-hmm.
- You mean up on the hill here?
- Right.
And I thought, you know,
maybe I could save some money
and we could move in together--
I mean, if you don't mind.
Kristi, don't you know
how crazy I am about you?
Don't you realize my heart
starts to palpitate--
Do yourself a favor--
drop the dialogue.
Your bigger and better deal is
staring you right in the face.
# Look at the way #
# The sun makes 'em play #
# How can you leave them alone? #
# They're on the sand
with B-9 in hand #
# Caressing the places unknown #
# Let me tell you
I know a place