night.
You must be in great shape.
I'm a marathon runner.
World class.
You wanna race to the pier?
Okay.
You wanna bet on it?
Sure. What do you wanna bet?
If you beat me, eat me.
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You all right?
I'm fine. I'm fine.
Just trying to give you
a little lead. A little--
# East, west,
coast to coast #
# Tearing it up
in a weekend bar #
# Smile for the camera, boy... #
Boys, the pond was dry
or I'm using
the wrong kind of bait.
Yeah, I landed
a tight little blonde.
Had to throw her back.
She was jailbait.
Good.
No jailbait.
- Agreed?
- Both: Agreed.
- How old was she?
- 15.
15? I have underwear
15 years old.
Hey, wait a minute.
That sounds like my car.
That was so much fun!
Oh, God, we gotta do it again.
Yes, when are we gonna
go up in your plane, huh?
I don't know. Maybe next week.
I should have my Lear jet by then.
That was so much fun. I was so scared
when you were going around.
- Shh.
- When you get a chance,
we'd like to have a word
with you, please.
I'll see you guys.
I gotta run.
No, one more ride.
- My neighbor needs some advice.
When Scotty Palmer talks...
- Girls: Bullshit walks!
- Okay.
- God, Scotty.
- Bye, Scotty.
Hey, listen, guys,
about the car.
I just took it for a little spin
to blow off the water spots.
- Of course.
- And the girls,
they were there
to buff the upholstery, right?
You know that thing
is like a magnet
for hardbodies.
Hardbodies?
What's a hardbody?
Hardbodies. You know,
the little foxes down on the beach.
Scotty, you mind if I ask you
a personal question?
Sure, shoot.
How did you manage
to pick up all those girls?
I didn't pick them up.
I dialogued them.
Dialogued them?
Yeah, I gave them
a little dose of the old BBD.
- BBD?
- That's not like herpes, is it?
BBD--
it's the bigger and better deal.
You guys don't get it,
do you?
These chicks are locals.
They want
something better out of life.
That's a faster car,
a richer boyfriend.
Hotter action,
that's the BBD.
Oh, that's great.
Scotty, could you teach
someone like us
to dialogue girls
the way you do?
It's easy.
Any slob can dialogue a girl.
- Then teach me.
- Look, I'm not a pimp, okay?
Come on, Scotty.
Nobody said you were a pimp.
We don't want you to pimp for us.
All we want you to do is teach us how
to get girls for ourselves.
I don't know, guys.
Sounds kind of lame.
Speaking of bigger
and better deals,
how would you like
to live here
in this house?
It's the best house on the beach.
Drive our cars
whenever you want?
Live in luxury,
like a king of the beach.
Are you guys fags?
Yeah, I'm the Queen of France,
and these are
the D'Angelo sisters.
Come on, Scotty.
We're perfectly straight, man.
That's the problem.
We're too straight.
All we're interested in
are hardbodies,
and we want you to teach us
how to get them.
To dialogue 'em.
And BBD 'em.
And for that, you get the run
of the house for as long as you like.
I don't know.
It just doesn't sound solid to me.
We might be willing to pay you.
You're making me sound
like a pimp again.
How much?
Let's say $500 a month
walking around money.
I think I could walk
a lot with $750.
$500 is tops.
I don't know, guys.
It sounds kind of sleazy.
But I'll tell you what--
I will sleep on it
and get back to you tomorrow.
Scotty.
Sweet dreams.
Man.
Man:
So long, numbnuts.
Read this.
- Hey!
- You ate.
Hey, guys, I got great news.
I thought
about this thing all night.
I decided I'm gonna
help you guys out
and for only $600 a month.
$600?
I sensed a strong aura
of need around here,
and what can I say?
I'm a giving type of guy.
- You've got yourself a deal.
- All right.
So when do we start?
We already have.
Get out of here.
Excuse me, little