scene,
then on to the airport
and the great silver bird.
( crew chattering )
You ready for this?
Hardly.
I've never taken off my
clothes in public before
much less in front of a camera.
- Now who are those guys?
- ( cameras clicking )
Hey, Logan.
Come here.
Yeah, Scott, what is it?
What are those clowns
doing over there?
Clowns?
Oh. No no no.
Those are not clowns, Scott.
Those are our
dear dear investors.
They just dropped by
to watch a little filming,
see their money at work,
so to speak.
( chuckles )
Well, kindly give them
this message from the actors.
Oh certainly, Scott.
Get the fuck out of here
or we're not doing the scene.
Come on, boys.
Time for a drink.
But, Mr. Logan, I'm an actor.
I belong on the set.
I got something for you.
- Scott, I can't take this.
- I can't take it back.
Okay, honeypies,
I know you're both a little nervous,
but so am I.
Listen, in this scene,
you finally admit to yourself
that you're in love with Scotty
the man, no matter what your father
or anybody else
has to say about it.
I think I can relate to that.
Good good.
Let's go for a take.
"Foreign Affairs,"
shot 100-- eh-- doo-doo.
Uh, take one!
( camera clanking )
( groaning )
( shouting, cheering )
Dmitri, more ouzo.
So how's my baby doing?
She's doing great. She's doing
her big love scene right now.
What love scene?
The one with Scott.
The one where they...
bang like bunnies.
As long as she didn't
have to take off her clothes.
Oh, but she did.
The producer had her stripped in front
of all those animals on the crew.
I mean, it was very humiliating.
- Oom-pah!
- She was crying.
- Pa pa pa pa!
- That's show biz.
( shouting in Greek )
Stamata!
Stop them!
Stop! Stop! Stop!
Stamata!
Shoot!
Stamata! Shoot that man
in the leg!
He's after my daughter!
Stamata! Shoot!
Cut. Print.
Last setup outside.
Hurry up.
Hurry up. Come on.
We've only got 10 minutes
to get this shot.
Zacherly. Zacherly, do you realize
the actors have got to catch the plane?
- I know, I know.
- I know, I know.
But if Scott misses that plane,
he goes into triple golden time.
Oh my God,
that's $400 an hour!
Logan, let go of my arm!
( groaning )
- Hey, bud.
- Hey, how you doing?
Want me to save you
a seat on the plane?
I'm not gonna make it.
I got another scene to shoot.
Well, if you don't, I guess
I'll catch you back in La-La land.
Cleo, it was great meeting you.
I hope you come
to LA sometime.
- Maybe I will sometime.
- The sooner the better.
Ooh!
- See ya.
- Later.
- Ciao.
- And a ciao ciao ciao to you.
- You got it, dude.
- All right!
( all laugh )
Ah! What is this,
12,000 drachmas to the government?
Cleo's passport and visa.
What the hell did you do,
buy a real passport and real visa?
Don't look at me.
Zacherly insisted.
Oh, you stupid swisher.
Do you do everything people tell you?
If I told you to punch me in the nose,
would you do it?
Hold please.
Your swish is my command.
Oh!
Scott. Scott.
Scott.
Oh, Scott.
Oh!
I thought you were
going to leave without me.
That's the plan.
Oh-- oh I know
Morgie's been bad.
But life just swept me off my feet
and galloped away with me.
Oh, but you don't
know what happened.
You see, I've been
dumped in the dirt.
Oh, Scott,
Morgie needs you, honey.
It's too late for that.
Is it too late for Dr. Dan?
Wouldn't Dr. Dan
like to make a house call?
( knocking )
Scott and Cleo,
get your butts out here!
We're ready to shoot.
Scott, no no no!
Please forgive me!
Please, Scott!
At least give me
my plane ticket home.
( groaning )
( groans )
( snarling )
Caught in the act,
you oversexed
spikey-haired little punk rocker.
What's your problem, Logan?
We were just saying goodbye.
Goodbye? Goodbye?
You're massaging her tonsils
with your tongue.
You call that goodbye?
Oh no, you're fired!
Off! Off my set!
You can't fire me,
I'm done working.
Besides, this is not your set.
- This is the airport.