together?
No, I'm afraid not.
Linda met
a baseball player
and fell head over heals
and she and Michael got a divorce.
Oh my God.
Is he all right?
He was pretty broken up.
He really loved her a lot,
but he's adjusting.
Oh Lord.
Where is he living?
- Here.
- Oh, with you?
No, it's his house.
- His house?
- It was part of the divorce settlement.
Part of the...
what do you mean, "part"?
He also got
$5 million.
$5 million?
Aram, please don't be angry with him.
His lawyer said
he could have gotten 10 time that,
and he didn't want to take anything.
And Linda pleaded with him to take it,
because she was feeling very guilty
about what she was doing.
Don't be angry with Michael.
I'm not angry.
I am delighted for him.
Good for him.
Even though
he didn't earn it?
If a man wins $50 million in a lottery,
did he earn it?
As your son would say,
money is money,
and God bless him,
let him enjoy it.
Even though it came
from a woman?
Don't women get money
from men in divorce settlements, Millie?
What, are you becoming
a sexist pig?
You know, Millie,
I'm not really proud of the way
Michael turned out.
I'm not gonna kid myself about that.
But I have come
to realize
you don't have to be proud
of someone to love them.
Is he home?
I'm dying to see him.
Oh no, he usually doesn't get home
until past midnight.
- Oh.
- Yeah.
Oh, uh...
have you given
any thought
to what I said earlier?
Do you you want
a divorce?
I don't know.
Would you?
I've never stopped
loving you, Millie.
I'm not the same
person I was.
I'm a very
different woman.
Oh I know.
I can see that.
I think I like
the new woman too.
And I am
a different man.
I think perhaps
I could like this new man as well.
Maybe the four of us
could double-date sometime.
- What was that for?
- Irene.
- What about your grandmother?
- Screw my grandmother.
Let's eat.
Right this way.
Your waiter will be
right with you.
Thank you.
- Thank you.
- Enjoy.
- It's very nice.
- I knew you'd like it.
Aram, could you
order me a sherry?
- I'll be right back.
- Oh yeah, sure.
Excuse me,
could you have
that waiter over there
serve us, please?
- Certainly, madam.
- Thank you.
Michael, table nine.
Good evening.
Good...
- Dad?
- Michael.
- Dad!
- Michael!
Would you like to know
tonight's specials?
No, I don't wanna know
tonight's specials.
I'd like to know
what you're doing here.
- I'm working.
- Working?!
Yes. Would you care
for a drink before dinner?
Yeah, I think
I could use one.
Crown Royal
on the rocks for me
and a dry sherry
for your mother.
Mom?
Yeah yeah.
Okay, I'll be
right back with them.
Dad!
I'm sorry I didn't
say anything.
- I wanted you to be surprised.
- It worked.
$5 million,
he's waiting on tables.
Yes, at least it's a job.
I thought you'd be pleased.
- Pleased?!
- Is anything wrong, sir?
Just found out my son's a lunatic.
Everything's fine.
Very good, sir.
For madam,
dry sherry.
- Hi, Mom.
- Hi, darling.
- Surprised?
- Oh yes.
And for the gentleman,
Crown Royal.
- Why, Michael?
- Why?
Why are you
working here?
It's a little
complicated to explain.
I should get your dinner orders
in first. Tonight's specials...
Never mind the specials.
Just bring me steak.
- Medium rare.
- I'll have the salmon.
- Excellent choice.
- Thank you, yes.
Now, salad comes with that.
Anything to start?
Nothing to start.
Couldn't you have
talked him out of this?
He's a man.
This is what he wants.
Clearing away people's dirty dishes?
That's what he wants?
- You said you've waited on tables.
- To make ends meet.
Not for the thrill of it.
House dressing
or vinaigrette?
- What's the house?
- Blue cheese and walnut.
- Okay, I'll have that.
- Me too.
Hey now, Michael, that complicated
story, I'd love to hear it.
Well, you know
about my divorce?
- Yeah.
- I told him.
I'm sorry.
The day the divorce became final,
I was feeling pretty down.
I can