cops,
it's through here.
Yeah,
so what are our chances?
Horrible and terrible.
Oh, that's just great.
Look, we don't wanna mess
with any of these
Ardmore cops.
They busted me
a couple of years ago,
threw my ass right in jail
'cause I wouldn't
pay them off.
BILLY FISH:
What'd they bust you for?
Disturbing the peace.
They said I got out of line
in some bar, you know?
Great.
I love a girl with class.
This is great, just great.
You wanna help
change this tire, shorty?
Changing flat tires
isn't exactly
my line of work, dear.
If that's the case,
then why don't you
just shut up?
(MOCKINGLY)
Why don't you just shut up?
(MUMBLING)
Then I try and write songs,
you know.
I just can't seem to
figure out how to do
it right the way you do it.
You know, I can't figure out
how you work out the rhymes
and the melodies
and you make it all come out.
Somebody else writes
the songs, Billy buys
them or steals them,
I can't write for shit.
I always thought
those were your songs.
I just sing them.
Yeah, but when you sing them,
you make it yours.
That's the way it is, right?
I guess so. Who knows?
The famous Sorels
sure put a lot of money
into that bus, huh?
Listen, Cody, I didn't know
you had a thing with Ellen
in the old days.
You better get some smarts.
Learn to adjust
to the fact that you're out
of the picture now.
You see, Cody, I do things
for her. Things that a guy
like you could never do.
Things that matter
in the real world.
You know something?
The only trouble with kicking
the shit out of you
is it would be too easy.
You keep your hands
off the suit, buddy.
Come on, hurry the hell up
with that flat tire, already,
let's get going.
THE SORELS: Ten, nine, eight,
seven, six, five, four, three,
two, one
Ten, nine, eight, seven, six,
five, four, three, two, one
Ten, nine, eight, seven, six,
five, four, three, two, one
Countdown to love
Ten
Remember when you didn't
love me
Nine
Now all the time
you're thinking of me
Eight, life is great
You're all I'm living for
This is my countdown to love
Oh, this is
my countdown to love
You are the one love
in my life
I know you feel that way too
Oh, what a thrill
when I'm holdin' you near
All of my wild dreams
come true
Four
Forevermore you'll be my lover
Three
It's you for me
there'll never be another
Two
Together forever
we'll be as one
(LAUGHING)
Pretty good, you guys.
Oh, this is
my countdown to love
Cody?
All right, Ellen,
Baby Doll, down in back.
Fish, McCoy,
we're working for the Sorels.
Fish, you're the manager.
I'm way ahead of you, Cody.
What, do you think
I gotta be a genius to know
what you're going for?
I'll handle this.
I'll talk us through.
Hey, guys, how's it going?
I'm the bus driver here
for the Sorels.
We're on our way to play a gig
at an after hours joint.
The Sorels. The singers.
You know them, right?
No. Never heard of them.
You know what's going on here,
don't you?
Look, man, all I know
is we're running real late.
Well, babe, some outfit
just broke into The Battery
and burned half of it down.
Really?
Knock off the crap, will you?
As far as I'm concerned
anybody that goes
into The Battery
and does some damage
deserves a medal.
Well, let me tell you
how we look at it.
Look, cut the shit, okay?
You guys got a big job to do,
we're trying to get
where we're going.
Now, let us through, or you
wanna come to some kind of
financial arrangement?
Well, what do you
think, Harry?
Well, I think what we got here
is a model citizen.
I knew you guys
talked my language.
Keep it coming.
You guys take a big bite.
That's right.
Nice to see there's some
integrity left on the force.
You know, you're just
a little too anxious
to buy us off.
Spade musicians
with a big wad of money.
All right,
everybody off the bus!
All right, now this is
how we're gonna play it.
You're gonna walk off this bus
like there's