carrying out the
minimum program.
- I ask for another date.
- I agree.
Only the place must be such
that the lady would make no mistakes.
And it must a short walk.
And it must be romantic!
Andrey! Maybe she's just playing with you?
- Stop it!
- Happy New Year!
You're something like her back-up plan.
Right, Cat?
Ha? Yes.
Focus your attention on someone more real.
Over there.
Does that guy suit your purposes?
- Andrey, you want to fall in love with a guy?
- You must be very desperate!
Fools!
No mistakes can be made here.
You'll recognize me right away.
I'm the guy with an icicle hanging
down his nose.
I see the park already!
Please stop after that turn.
- Look.
- Yes.
This is me.
And this is my snow covered friend over here.
See it?
This is for you.
- Forgive me that I'm without flowers.
- I see the statue.
But I'm hoping that won't disappoint you too much. If you want, we can go looking for flowers under the snow...
... that is, if the two of us don't freeze first.
You know, just a little bit more...
and I will freeze for good.
Andrey.
I am here.
- But I don't understand anything.
- What don't you understand?
Can I ask you a stupid question?
What year is it right now?
Is that a joke?
It's 2008 right now.
"Restoration work will be finished
in January of 2009."
You're lying!
No, I'm not.
Go, go, go...
Good job!
It doesn't seem to you
that he...
- Is taking you...
- For not a very smart girl.
I don't know.
Look for yourselves.
This is me.
And this is my snow covered friend over here.
- And in reality that statue looks like this!
- Oh, I don't know.
I think it's all pretty convincing.
Let him show you some more proof.
For example, outcomes of soccer matches...
or horse races.
Don't talk nonesense!
What? Pavel is right.
Let him tell us horse race results.
And if we win something!
Which wouldn't be bad at all...
then he really must be
a guest from the future.
- There you go!
- Back to the future!
Back to the future, my friend!
Idiots!
Unlike you, he at least has
a smart face.
That's right!
Listen! What if it's not his face?
What if he's an alien who's
occupying someone else's body?
- Is that possible?
- Yeah.
Theoretically it is possible.
But if we disregard everything else
and treat time as a function.
- Then...
- Who is he talking to right now?
To you, foolish boy.
Vadim, how about not as a function?
Or as a function for dummies?
For the simple folk.
- Vadim Alekseevich, I'll run to the grocery
to get some pasta?  - Alright.
More simply?
As a space-time loop.
- How do we perceive time?
- As past, present, and future!
Good girl!
But there is also another theory
that the past, present, and future...
exist simultaneously.
See. It's all close.
And if we imagine time...
as a spiral...
then we are right here,
and she is below us. In the past.
Let's suppose there is such a place
where these two points are touching.
First time the two of you connected was
on the New Years night, right?
Exactly at midnight,
when the change of years happened.
Old year came to an end,
the new one hadn't yet started...
you and her were both at point zero.
The two spirals came into contact.
Something locked them in.
And energy exchange became possible.
Two straight parallel lines intersected!
I mean no.
Not intersected, but established contact.
Through luminiferous aether.
But the two spirals will never merge together.
You'll stay in your time dimension,
and she'll stay in hers.
Hello!
Hi! What are you doing?
I'm sleeping.
Isn't it too early for that?
Isn't it too late for phone calls?
I thought maybe we should meet.
I can stop by.
- What for?
- To talk.
Are you home?
No.
What do you mean, no?
It means what it means.
- He wanted to get back together
and you said no?  - Yeah.
Upon my word!
Listen...
that means Vika is having a new affair.
The cat lost out on a bowl of milk afterall.
I only regret that I wasted
a year of my