me!
-Three rubles 2O.
-How much short are you?
Call it 3.
Put the rest on my tab.
-You broke your piggy bank?
-No, we begged it.
-No, no!
-That one.
Hands off!
I don't even know you.
Congratulations, Misha.
Getting married is a big decision.
The foundation of society.
Here's wishing you luck.
Cheers.
Without a gift, I can't.
-It’s pitiful.
-Misha...
There's a bunch of
rough guys near here.
They owe me money.
-I'm going to get it.
-Where are you going?
You stay here.
They can't stand strangers.
Hi there, Weasel!
So you're getting married?
-To the Simakova girl?
-No, to you!
Stepan saw her
in a Hong Kong bar.
-He's full of shit.
-Yeah, he never got past Beijing!
-Not when I'm driving.
-Go on. it’s my wedding!
Weasel?
-Can you help me out?
-They stopped paying us.
I swiped some cement,
but I can sell it.
Try Yuri. He's building
his own house.
-Roll 'em, Weasel!
-So long!
There's one thing I don't get.
What’s the point of getting married?
You're married.
Yeah, so what?
-Do you have to spit on me?
-Sorry.
At home, I'm the king.
I'm Mr. Sunshine and Mr. Springtime
all rolled into one.
What’s so funny?
Who are you, anyway?
Who do you think you are?
-What did Tania do in Moscow?
-Lay off.
-Moscow isn't cheap.
-Shut up!
She didn't work in a factory!
Or a dairy!
-Shut the hell up!
-Cool it.
Relax.
All I'm saying is,
I feel for you.
Down by the mine...
Down by the mine
Once upon a time
There was a boy
who looked so fine
They took his hand
and made him sign
And sent him down
the coalmine
He sold his soul
to Russian Coal
Now the fine boy's
a mine boy forever!
I still have nothing
to give her.
I'll be your present.
Take me and give me, just as I am.
No wrapping, no ribbon.
Let’s get going.
The girls still love him
however!
There were 1OO!
I counted three times.
...91, 92, 93!
-There were 1OO!
-You ate seven meatballs!
Dad...
I know you're a Stakhanovite,
a Model Worker.
They always told me,
"Make him proud!"
-Calm down, Misha.
-But I'll tell you this:
you know nothing about love.
Love isn't measured in meatballs.
Twerp!
If you can't drink, don't!
He's entitled to!
He's getting married!
You've never understood the depths
of my soul and you never will!
The Communists
abolished the soul!
-Meatball?
-No.
Don't torture me with your fish.
In any case, I'm broke.
It’s a gift! A gift!
For the wedding!
We're not animals!
This must be it...
Tell me boys, what number is this?
Misha...
You're asleep.
Dead to the world.
Excuse me...
Do you like the songs
of Julio Iglesias?
-Who?
-Madam...
Knives going cheap!
-Add a shine to your table.
-Don't touch me!
I'm a stranger here.
And I haven't any money!
Personally,
I prefer Lolita Torres.
Gently. Don't rip my ear off.
I'll do it myself
-Can I go now?
-Sure.
Where'd you get them?
Thanks.
It’s cold!
Look at the state of you!
My darling, drunk fiancй...
How will I cope with you?
Like this.
Keep it together.
I'm not going to church.
It’s the latest craze.
All the big shots go to church.
They'll be jailing
non-believers next!
I wouldn't put it past them.
Listen, son. Skip church.
Go straight to the town hall.
-Okay, Grandpa.
-Coming, coming!
See? We're late.
Come here, dear.
Take these wedding rings.
This one is your father's.
No, not that finger.
Like this.
And take mine.
It may not fit her.
She has such slender fingers.
It will, Ma.
Thanks.
Ma?
What’s the matter?
Don't cry.
It’s my wedding day.
Why are you crying?
Me and Grandpa
are getting married too!
-In church!
-Behave, you two!
Misha, it’s time.
Praise God!
Praise the Lord!
Tania...
These are for you.
A present.
What are you doing?
It brings good luck.
Hold it.
Tell me, Tania.
What if the coin had come up tails?
Would none of this be happening?
It did come up tails.
What do you mean?
What I'm saying.
I tricked you.
I cast my evil spell on you.
Like in school.
You're