follow me
Through the forbidden doors!
If they catch us,
I'll solve the problem.
If you don't have a place
to check your feelings with a gal,
For my friend I will lend the keys to a room.
Oh, my little babe,
Stay with me!
Oh, my little babe,
I'm your playboy.
Oh, my little babe,
Don't you leave me.
Oh, my little babe,
My sky lark!
Oh, my little babe,
Oh, my little babe,
My sky lark!
Calm down, dudes. Calm down.
We're on Broadway.
Mel, your people.
Hello, guys.
Good evening, Katya.
What does it all mean, Mels?
Nothing.
Hello, commissar, it's me!
Only the costume is different.
You wear one.
And I have a different one.
Just a different one, Katya.
You're worse than an enemy, Mels.
You are a traitor.
Katya, don't start that...
Katya...
- Let's go.
- Katya!
At ease, guys.
Feuf, problem is solved
even without calling my dad...
Hey, dude, do you know where
I can buy a sax?
Maybe you're also interested
in a machine gun?
Interested in a sax?
I am.
If you don't get a deal,
I'm not at fault.
There's a stilyaga.
He's looking for a saxophone.
- Hello.
- Good day.
How old are you, young man?
And you still don't know
what an amazing country we live in?
A bayan is allowed, an accordion is not.
The clarinet
is a politically correct instrument.
But the saxophone
is equated to a real weapon.
Come back in 10 years time...
When jazz will be played
in kindergartens.
And then we'll talk.
Listen, I understood you.
But I need it now.
I have the money with me.
Mamba and twist,
jimmy, foxtrot and tango...
I have played them all many times in my life.
I'm a very high ranking captain...
On the rotting boat having the name of Jazz.
In this country, it would've been better for this boat to be a submarine.
Better to be a submarine!
In this country, doors are closed to Jazz.
Doors are closed to Jazz!
I filled the holds of my boat
with wine and vodka.
Vodka!
But I could never change course.
But I know what this pleasure feels like!
Melody, rhythm, and drive!
When you and your sax become one.
But if you want to learn all this...
And play this music too...
Then play, don't be afraid of anything!
You won't drown!
NEW YORK, BERLIN, VARSHAVA...
Yeah, baby!
Yes, aha, very nice!
Kim.
Kim!
What happened?
Everyone else has normal brothers,
but mine is a stilyaga.
FRED'S PAD
- Good day!
- Hello!
- Such a nice weather!
- It's wonderful!
I wish it'd stay like this for a few days...
Fedya, the food is in the fridge.
I cooked for you
your favorite cutlets.
A salad as well. The shirts for the university are in the wardrobe, clean and ironed.
Study hard. You have exams soon. In particular practice your English.
Okay, Mom.
My poor baby.
Fedya, when you are practicing your English...
Please, try not to be as loud as you were last time. Understand?   - Ok.
Thank you. Farewell.
Girls, keep dancing! You see...
O, Mel!
O, Mel! How are you? (speaking English)
What?
Ok. I'll catch up with you.
So, look here, Mel...
The girls that interest us can be broken down into several categories.
First, there are the real chicks.
There's few of them.
Among the "chicks"
there are the "boruhi."
That's the ones that
do "borayutsya" with our guys.
I hope you understand what
I'm talking about.
Those are fewer still.
Want some?
- There're also the "pink-cheeked loafs."
- "Loafs"?
Yeah.
Their mom doesn't allow them to dress stylish, but they really want to try it all. Got it?   - Yes.
There are also the "squares."
- I know them.
- Great.
Well, there are also the..."rubtsi", "mochalki", "dinamistki"...
Which one is Polly?
Polly is Polly.
That's all. Learn the rest yourself.
Duke Ellington. Mandibular dislocation...
This usually happens,
when a patient yawns