have you lost your mind?
That's all that you want from her.
Am I any worse?
So you have decided to rescue me?
I don't need to be rescued.
I'm doing just fine.
But you told me yourself that
I'm very beautiful.
You are very beautiful, Katya.
But I love her. Do you understand?
Who?
That swine?
That prostitute?
You don't even know her.
Last thing I need
is to get to know her!
That's all, Katya. I'm leaving.
I'm sorry, Katya.
Get out! Get out!
I'm sorry, Katya.
Get out!
I'm leaving.
Get out!
Get out!
Stop torturing the poor animal!
Come to my office.
Coming.
Fedor, do I call you every time before returning home from the summer villa?
Do you have enough time to
clean up around here?
Yes.
The explain please why in my own office...
I find this "body armor"?
Betsy... I'm sorry, dad!
I understand that one can leave behind a hairpin, a scarf... even virginity...
But how can someone leave without their bra - that I cannot understand.
Understand, Fedor.
One day your mom will find this.
And then I will have all the problems.
I and not you!
- Understand?
- Okay.
I'll be checking everyone
myself personally upon exit.
Hold on. I need to talk to you.
Sit down.
- Did you take any?
- No!
I'll kill you.
Now let's talk serious.
Put that thing away!
Fedor, I spoke to the Deputy Secretary yesterday...
I'll do my best to persuade him...
- to send you to the States for an internship...
- Where? To America?
Hold on.
I want for you to understand that this is not going to be a pleasure trip.
This is the first step in your career.
If everything goes well, you'll come back, finish university. Then go there for a permanent job as an assistant to Third Secretary of Embassy.
Do you agree?
No questions, dad!
- I asked you! Yes or no?
- Yes.
And you are ready to do everything
necessary to make it happen?
Of course.
Okay.
There are 3 conditions.
Tomorrow you take off this clown costume and change into normal Soviet clothes.
Then you go to the hair salon
and change your wonderful "kok"...
to an ideologically correct business cut.
Second.
Tomorrow you will see your friends
for the very last time.
Sorry for the cynicism,
but there are certain rules.
Either you accept those rules or
you go work at the factory.
At your age
I also used to dance in pubs.
And, believe me, that your silly meandering back and forth on Broadway...
is a poorly made parody on what
we had going on!
Childhood diseases need to be had and
overcome in childhood.
And third?
Attention, recording.
Nothing serious. You must marry.
Parting with the chicks. Take 1.
To whom?
Girls, get ready.
If only to Betsy...
What Betsy? Are you crazy?
Betsy!
Fire in your eyes.
Pull in your stomachs and bottoms...
Marry the daughter of academic Kupriyanov.
She likes you from childhood.
Most important:
the feelings, the emotions.
Your mom and I are living together
quite well, right?
He does not need an American wife!
He does not need an American wife!
He does not need an American wife!
My sweetheart! You're leaving? Goodbye!
I had loved you so selflessly.
You showed me a new world,
a new Paradise,
But now you are leaving it
so inconspicuously.
You're going to be an ordinary
Soviet diplomat,
As if you have forgotten everything
about your past.
But we continue waiting for you, brother.
In your heart you are still a stilyaga,
just as before.
He does not need an American wife!
He does not need an American wife!
He does not need an American wife!
Let the expensive shoes
be tossed to the side,
Let your hair no longer sparkle
with grease,
But I will not shed a single tear.
Goodbye, my dear!
The man I loved!
Your choice is clear.
Go on, dude!
Follow your father onto
the big highway.
It's a pity that you're leaving like this,
I'm sorry, but we're

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