I'll haul you.
Otherwise I'd never manage it
alone, I'm a senior citizen.
Jump, soldier boy, like a flea,
hee hee hee!
You'll never get out of there,
heh heh heh!
I've played a dirty trick on you,
hew hew hew!
I cheated the soldier by far,
ha ha ha!
They call me wicked witch,
They call me old hag.
But I'm not old at all,
I've been like that
Even in a diaper rag!
Listen, little soldier,
I'm not going to pull you out!
May the toads eat you there!
- What about our deal?
- I've changed my mind.
I don't want to divvy up the gold.
Help me, the soldier's quick wit.
Hold it!
- You nasty old witch!
- Not old, a senior citizen.
Hand over my money.
Or I'll cut off your head!
No, I won't!
- You won't?
- I won't!
Onward!
Many thanks.
I'm a good genie.
Tremendously good.
Life is much harder for good
genies than for evil ones.
That nasty witch turned me
into a black cat.
It was awful!
Those years in captivity...
Those fish heads,
the boys throwing rocks at me...
She didn't let me walk on the roofs
even in the springtime!
- Not even in spring?
- Not even in spring!
But you've won over her,
the spell is broken.
What can I do for you?
Old chap...
In that knapsack there's more gold
than there're stars in the sky.
You think that's all
you're ever going to need?
What else could I want,
with all that money?
I can get anything
in the whole wide world!
That's what they all think,
but it's a big mistake.
Hey, old man, what are you doing?
I beg your pardon.
Some habits stick.
The bad ones stick,
good ones don't.
That's true.
We had a soldier...
He would sleep when standing guard
around the clock.
After he'd been discharged, he had
to put a clock under his pillow
to sleep better.
You're making fun of me,
and I'm much older than you are.
Anyway,
you've done a good deed,
so I must reward you.
- Take this flint and steel.
- I've got plenty of matches!
It's a little nothing,
please take it.
A souvenir.
Over me lie
A bright blue sky,
Ahead is a long long way.
Where I go I don't know,
But the road will end, anyway!
One-two, left!
One-two, right!
Friends, like that I would march
on and on!
And the jingle of coins
in my pockets
Make my life even better!
Entrance to the kingdom.
No trespassing!
- What's that noise? A prince?
- No, sir. I'm a soldier.
- A soldier?
- That's right.
And those are all eligible princes.
Even them we let in one at a time.
Our Princess has to get married.
This is of no interest to me.
I was born a bachelor
and I'll die a bachelor.
In that case, get out of here!
We don't need soldiers.
This is a small kingdom,
we have only generals in our army.
I can live on my fortune.
We know
what a soldier's fortune's like.
I'll show you. See that?
- What about that?
- That's a different story.
- Have you got a visa?
- No.
Then everything's in order. Pass.
It's none of your business!
The best inn!
Sorry, Mister Soldier.
Even bayonets can't scare
a soldier, and that was just a pin.
Good work, tailors!
For this, I'm going
to shower you with gold.
Why had we to wait till today
to run into
such a wonderful man
like you?
Soldiers get killed, saving us.
Hurrah for the soldier!
Quiet! Who are you?
We two are your closest friends.
Look, friends,
what a good shot I am!
It's not hard to be killed
for a friend.
It's much harder to find a friend
worth getting killed
Come here, soldier.
Hurray for the soldier!
lnnkeeper! More champagne!
Hold it!
Are you crazy?
I won't let you through
till you drink with us!
A bucket for the horse,
a mug for every passenger!
Well, how do you like that!
Get back! Make way!
Make way?
She must think she's a princess!
Yes, she lS a Princess!
So be quiet, you hear?
Did you ever have
your head cut off?
Why is she hiding?
Is she cross- or one-eyed?
You fool! You idiot! You hooligan!
A suitor to see Your Highness!
Oh, Princess, news of your
loveliness has reached my kingdom.
I