me to Hell!
I'm here to return the favor!
I trusted you.
Jesus.
How could you marry Wanda?
How could you?
Al, when you died...
Wanda was devastated.
Do you know about Cyan?
Time to die, Jason.
Nice outfit, asshole.
Damn.
What the Hell is that?
It's Simmons!
What are you talking about?
That thing is Simmons!
I want you to nail him now!
It's a little early
for Halloween.
Where you're going,
every day's Halloween.
You don't have the guts.
You're right.
Coming, coming.
Will that be the same
or separate checks, lady?
Just when I was getting sick
of you whining about Wanda,
you do us proud.
So congrats
on your first mission.
Go ahead.
Run!
Holy shit!
Shoot on sight.
I say again...
shoot on sight.
Get a light on him!
There!
- You see him?
- No, sir!
Where the hell did he go?
Negative, sir!
- There he is!
- All right! Take him!
What have we got here?
Gunshot wound
to the head, Doc.
Oh, she's dead.
Come on.
Easy.
Make some room here.
Put her around the back.
Why didn't you warn me
about Simmons?
Spawn was ready
sooner than I expected,
so don't get
your panties in a wad.
Always bitching at me...
"Why didn't you tell me
about Simmons?"
"Why didn't you tell me
it was going to hurt?"
"Am I going to go to Hell?"
Oh, grow up,
you syphilitic ball-sac.
At least you had fun
compared to them.
Fun? Does this look
like Playland to you?
He killed Priest!
He damn near killed me!
You say that
like it's a bad thing.
No, Jerky.
Jerky, Spawn's a big idiot.
Look, he's been through Hell.
As soon as he finishes
one more little detail,
he'll be ready to join us.
I've done my part.
How about yours?
How we doing on your front?
HEAT-16 is ready to go.
It better be.
The army's ready.
The Spawn's ready.
The HEAT-16
completes the picture.
Congrat-a-freak-a-lations.
What's Simmons got to do
with all this?
He's just the highest-scoring
killer of all time.
If we hadn't recruited him,
the other side would have.
I almost forgot again.
Memo from Brimstone Breath...
we're going to rig
a fancy-schmancy device...
that connects your heartbeat
to the HEAT-16 bomb,
so if your heart stops ticking,
the bomb goes off.
We don't want
any smart-ass fruitcake...
taking you out
ahead of schedule.
An insurance policy from Hell,
the good hands people.
That's a good idea.
I like that.
I want your special attention
dealing with Spawn, you hear me?
Gladly.
Good.
Now, stay sharp.
The night is young.
Ladies?
Ooh, Clownie.
Ah, yes.
Have you ever ridden
a clown's pink pony?
I think it's about time.
When all the world is mine,
I will personally
fry your lard-ass.
As you've seen,
the terrible North Korean
biochemical disaster...
unleashed a whole host
of new diseases.
Ten thousand people died
in the first month...
after the disaster
five years ago.
Millions have contracted
these fatal diseases...
diphtheria, cholera,
smallpox...
diseases that had been
virtually wiped out.
Thought I was getting rid
of the world's vermin,
and I turn out to be
one of them.
The number of sick and dying
children continues to grow.
It's up to us to put an end...
to the suffering
of these innocent children.
Spaz!
What happened to you?
I was playing with Spaz,
and I fell down.
Are you all right?
Yeah, I'm OK.
Wow. Your face is weird.
Cool.
What's your name?
Spawn.
I'm Cyan.
You have your mother's eyes.
I knew her a long time ago.
Let's get you
back to your mother.
My, my, my.
What a pretty little dress.
I wonder if she's got it
in my size?
Spawnie, Spawnie,
he's our man.
If he can't kill 'em,
no one can.
Yay, Spawnie!
"S" to the "p"
to the "a" to the "awn".
Go, Spawnie,
go, Spawnie!
You fool!
I put you on Earth...
to make sure Spawn keeps
his end of the bargain.
Why'd you pick him
to lead the army anyway?
What are you thinking?
It should be me.
I had the tenure.
It's not fair!
It's not fair!
And that's exactly
the kind of talk..