carefully destroy
all the biochemical viruses.
Come on, son.
This is top priority.
Let's get it over with.
What the hell is going on here?
Priorities have changed, Al.
There's a town nearby.
If you release the virus,
they'll all die.
A town with approximately
8,000 experimental hosts.
Are you out of your damn mind?
I'm not going
to let you do this.
Looks like I'm up
for a promotion.
You wipe his ass, too?
You son of a bitch.
You knew what was
going on all along.
I do believe he's catching on.
Enjoy your retirement,
old friend.
Oh, and by the way,
don't worry about Wanda.
I'll take good care of her.
You touch her,
and you're a dead man.
You're the dead man.
See you in Hell, Al.
Aw, look who was left
in the oven too long.
I told him well-done,
not burnt.
I'm gonna have fun with you.
Hey, mister,
you don't look so good.
Hey, mister, you thirsty?
Get the--
Get lost, kid.
What are you looking at,
old man?
You tell me.
You've been gone
a long time, friend.
What are you talking about?
Where am l?
Rat city.
Part of the alley.
I sleep over there.
This is a holy place.
All are welcome here.
Here, Zack, here.
Yeah, right.
Don't loiter!
Let's go! Let's go!
You're welcome to join us...
if you choose.
I got a home.
A new Hellspawn has emerged
from the darkness.
Reborn on Earth...
drawn to the alley
by an unknown force...
his necroplasmic body
wracked by pain...
his memories fragmented.
To him, North Korea
was moments ago.
Malebolgia kept him secluded
in darkness five long years...
while things on Earth
changed in ways...
that will only feed his anger
and desire for revenge.
He sets out
to reclaim his humanity.
How much is left
remains to be seen.
One...
two...
three!
I don't have a choice.
I'll always love you...
forever.
Spaz.
Kids, I got more tricks
than your local hooker.
Here you go.
They say it's a trick,
but it's snot.
Little girl,
where are you going?
Want some candy?
Cyan!
You OK, baby?
Terry!
I like children...fried.
What's going on?
This man
was lying next to Cyan.
Are you OK, honey?
What are you doing
back here, huh?
What is it?
Beat it
before I call the cops.
Come on, get out of here.
There you are. I've been
looking everywhere for you.
Bad Crispy! Bad Crispy!
Clown not like.
Sorry for the turbulence, folks.
He's harmless.
Just a freak accident
with some Jiffy Pop.
Just get out of here
and take him.
Oh, what an adorable
little girl.
Can I keep her?
Hey.
Of course not.
No pets allowed.
A little something
for Lolita here?
Baby exorcist.
Come on,
my barbecued friend.
Don't want to keep...
that side order
of potato salad waiting.
-He knew my name.
-Are you sure?
Come on.
Let's get the kids inside.
You can't get married.
Wanda's the best thing
that ever happened to me.
I'm there for you, buddy.
This is my last mission.
Wait for me.
I just don't
want to lose you, baby.
You will never lose me.
I promise.
The master and I
are going to have words.
He knows I hate clowns.
God, I hate them.
I hate them all.
I hate Bozo, Ronald, Chuckles...
with their freakin' dumb noses
and their lousy party hats!
I don't mind being
short, fat, and ugly,
but the pay sucks!
Easy with that face.
I'm eating.
What does this remind you of?
No, naughty boy.
Oops. A wet one.
I hope I didn't
stain my underwear.
Look at that.
Skid marks.
Get away from me, you freak.
Coming from a monster,
that really hurts my feelings.
Come back here, scrotum-face.
I'm not done with you yet.
Feels like my skin
is about to explode.
That's your viral necroplasm
going through its larval stage.
Move over.
Pretty soon
you'll get hair in funny places,
and you'll start
thinking about girls.
Getting a chubby, studly?
A half guy, semi?
Just get me to a hospital.
A hospital?
Have you looked in a mirror,
burnt man walking?
Even the entire cast of "ER"
couldn't put you together again.
How do I put this to