just give me the checkbook.
I'm not even gonna talk about
the $32 you stole from me Last night...
...when you were
supposed to get dinner...
...and cooked that bogus
spaghetti meal instead.
Your checkbook.
It's on the table in the hall,
next to your wallet.
My wallet! Enid?
Look on the table in the hall.
Do you see my wallet
and checkbook there?
Elaine, get ready to call the police.
Oh, Earl.
Hey. Kojak.
How much is Left in the account?
There's $310 Left in the account.
Vic spent $17 on pants and a shirt
from Goodwill.
And there's a receipt here for $32...
...from Mr. Fong's Fast Chow.
Do you want me to call
the National Guard now, Daddy?
- Elaine, get the car.
- What for?
Just do as I ask.
Please.
Give me the wallet.
All right, now...
...I don't want any argument
about this.
This is the Least I can do after all
the trouble I've put you two through.
I just hope that someday
you can forgive me.
- Here.
- What's that?
It's his vehicle registration.
He just signed over his car to us.
Really, Earl?
Yes. It's all yours.
I- I want you to have it...
...because, well...
Because I just want you to have it...
...and to get safely to wherever
you're going.
And, maybe, time and again, you might
think about your old neighbors...
...here on Burt Street.
What's happening, Daddy?
Your old man just gave me
his car, honey.
- I don't know what to say.
- Oh, you don't have to say anything.
It doesn't seem enough.
Oh, Earl.
You are the best.
Hey, come on. Take it easy,
super stud.
You make me Look bad.
So make sure you take care
of my Little Burt Street beauties.
- I'll try.
- All right.
Some time we had, huh?
Don't drive too long.
You haven't had much sleep.
Remember those shots
I took at you Last night?
Yeah, I remember.
Come here.
I knew it was you.
That's why I missed.
Thanks, Vic.
Oh, I almost forgot.
Check the sticker on the door panel.
She'll need an oil change
in about 1000 miles.
Use Wolf’s Head Golden 30-weight.
It'll never Let you down.
Thanks, buddy.
Okay, pal.
- Bye, folks.
- Goodbye.
Oh, we'll miss you.
I wish you weren't going.
- Don't forget to write, huh?
- Bye.
Be cool, guys.
And now back to
our afternoon feature...
...Redstone Romance, starring
Clive Breck er...
...Marjorie Crane and Sky Saxon.
Hey, Dad, thanks.
It was far-out. Goodbye.
- Where you going?
- Back to school.
Back to school?
I thought you got kicked out.
Connie Schiff confessed.
They threw her out and cleared me.
Oh, that's my ride. I gotta go
or I'll miss the train. Bye, Dad.
- Elaine, I don't want you in that truck!
- I can't hear you.
I'll call you next week. Don't forget
to mall my allowance. Bye.
See you later, wart-head.
Bye, Daddy.
Where are you going?
Oh, I have an emergency meeting of my
Native American art study circle.
- Where'd that getup come from?
- It was a present.
Oh, that must be Mr. Thundersky.
- Mr. Thundersky?
- My ride.
- Who the hell is that?
- Don't wait up. Bye.
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