We could eat a baby's butt through a park bench. I'm afraid I spoke too soon earlier. We haven't got enough. Enid didn't get to her shopping today. Well, no sweat. I'll just go and get some takeout. There's nothing around here except the standard burgers... - ... greasy dogs and a gummy pizza. - I can do better than that. You just leave everything to Captain Vic. Look, friend, if I do the running, I know you’ll wanna spring for the tab. Okay. Thirty bucks? For four grown people? Where have you been? It takes 30 bucks just to look at a menu. - This is a $2 bill. - Let me see that. Gee, I thought it was a 20. - Really. - Well, people palm them off that way. You never know who's gonna stick it to you, do you, Earl? Look, if 32 bucks isn't enough, we can always do it some other night. Why don't we do it now. Let's have your car keys, okay? - My car keys? - Yeah, my brakes are shot. Why don't I get the food? I'm the one who's supposed to be neighborly. You stay here and my wife will keep you company. Forget it. If you insist on paying for dinner, the least I can do is go get it. What I don't understand is where you're going. There's no place decent around here. If you must know, it's a new place, opened up on the other side of town. Near the train station. Across from the warehouse. Italian. I commute, I go by there twice a day, five days a week... ...and I've never seen a restaurant around there. You calling me a liar? No, I... I'm just not very observant, I guess. I can't blame you. They don't have their sign up yet. But it's got a cute name: Caesar's Garlic Wars. Okay. Why don't you get some ravioli... ...and some- What do you call those stuffed clams? - Stuffed clams. - Yeah. And some scampi and garlic. Whatever I get, Earl, I first have to get going. I'll get the keys. Why don't you stay here and make yourself at home. I'll be right here. Hi. Took a bath. There's a dead rat in our tub over there. Vic said not to move it. Took a pill. Moving always makes me kind of hyper. I hope you don't mind. Yeah. Sure. I don't mind. Oh, you do mind, don't you? Vic's going out for Italian food. You come down and join us whenever you can, okay? What are you so nervous about, Earl? Afraid Vic will think you're up here... ...chewing me? What are you doing? Robbing me? Looking for a pencil to write down what you want for supper. You got a pencil in your hand. $327. Is that all you had at the end of last month? That's none of your business. Stay out of there, please. - I just wanted to get the order right. - Why don't we go downstairs. Sure. After you. - So, what do you want? - Make it simple. Spaghetti, meatballs, a salad. Whatever you want for you and- What's not simple is how I get to the restaurant. - Use my car. - Has it got a key or a rubber band... - ... you wind up? - Why don't I go with you. Afraid I'll steal your car? That's why I moved in next door? So I could rip off your car and move somewhere else? - There you go. - Back in a flash, pal. Waffles are browning. Always a thrilling sight. Good news, Enid. Italian food is on the way. You arranged it? Well, more or less. I invited the neighbors. Oh, you met them. What did you think? Earl? They're... ...different. I guess I'll go up and get dressed. Upstairs? What for? You said they were coming over. Well, they're not dressing. They're barely dressed. I mean, you could go in the kitchen and set the table. And turn the waffles off. I'll be there in a minute to help you. You got lots to do down here. Yeah, there is something I forgot to do. That's a boy. You want some steak? Don't tell me, you must be our new neighbor. Come on in. Thanks a lot. Someone's stolen our truck... ...and I need to use the phone to call the police. Use the phone in the kitchen. What a terrible thing, your first day. It's even worse than just that. Baby was ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Олимпиус Инферно на английском - текст Баллада о солдате на английском - текст Урга на английском - текст Смертельное влечение на английском - текст Приключения Шерлока Холмса и доктора Ватсона: Сокровища Агры на английском |