GroupStay with us for blood-chilling suspense... ...blackmail, murder, intrigue and love. Next on Channel 8. - A tourist, visiting a friend, was struck... ...by a 30-pound block as he walk ed down the stage-door alley. The cinder block hit me on the flat side... ...of the block itself, as if it were hurled at me. - When the ferry dock ed, he was napping. A deck hand wok e him and told him to drive off. But Max was in reverse. He went right off the back of the ferry. He drowned. But if you were complaining about the weather this week end... ...it could have been worse. A series of floods... - I guess it's that time. - You want any help? There was a terrific recipe for capon in the Times today. Takes two minutes. The National Guard has been called out... ...and some people may have to... Enid, someone's moving into the Warren place. So? It's a funny time to be moving. I don't see any kids' stuff. Thank God. Maybe we should ask them over for a drink tonight. - It being their first night and all. - Tomorrow will be fine. Well, tomorrow's not tonight, you know. - And it would be nice. - There's plenty of time to be nice. You don't have to push it. I think they've got a dog. Kalinqashe, the dog spirit, is swift and faithful. I don't care. I don't want him in my garden digging up my bulbs. Who would want your bulbs? Hello. - What can I do for you? - Anything you like. The question is, what do you want in return? Hi. I'm Ramona. I just moved in next door. - Oh, really? - Really. Who's this? - Your girlfriend? - No, that's my daughter, Elaine. That's a hot one. By the way, my name is Earl Keese. I was real friendly with a boy named Earl once. Well, twice really. So you're all moved in next door, huh? It's a very good house. I imagine you'll want to freshen it up. Give it a new coat of paint, mow the lawn. Is your wife here? She's in the kitchen. - She's dying to meet you. I'll get her. - No, no, I don't want to meet her. I hope we're gonna be friends. We were very friendly with the Warrens next door. But we weren't that close. I mean, we were next-door close. I didn't mean that kind of close. I mean "close" close. Is your wife making dinner? She's fixing a great capon. It was in the Times today. Would you like to stay for dinner? Are there more of you? Is there a Mr. Ramona? You go ask your wife if it's okay. No, it's no problem, really. Don't argue with me, Earl. You wouldn't want me to have to pull down your pants... ...and spank your little buns... ...would you? Don't you go away. I'll be right back. Okay? - How many frozen waffles you want? - Waffles? What happened to the capon? - What capon? - You said you read... ...an incredible recipe for it. - I didn't say we were having it. Leave it to you to take something for granted. Frozen waffles is all we've got. Weren't you gonna pick up steaks for tomorrow? You're asking for steak? You could have picked up some cheap ones. I will not eat cheap meat. No! No! - May I help you? - Hi, Earl. I'm Vic. I'm sure Ramona's already told you my whole life story. - No, but you must be her... - That's me, like it or not. If you know what I mean. Have a seat. So, what do you say, neighbour? Welcome to the end of the road, I guess. - It's a great house. - Thank you. I mean mine. More rooms than we need, really, but I couldn't resist. It was a steal. What's on the menu, pal? I'm starved. We haven't eaten all day. We could eat a baby's butt through a park bench. I'm afraid I spoke too soon earlier. We haven't got enough. Enid didn't get to her shopping today. Well, no sweat. I'll just go and get some takeout. There's nothing around here except the standard burgers... ...greasy dogs and a gummy pizza. - I can do better than that. You just leave everything to Captain Vic. Look, friend, if I do the running, I know you'll wanna spring for the tab. Okay. Thirty ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Звездный Крейсер Галактика - Сезон 2 на английском - текст Семнадцать мгновений весны на английском - текст Незнайка на Луне на английском - текст Деловые люди на английском - текст Ведьма на английском |