it's from the library! It's called Correspondence between, er, Engels and that other devil what's his name... Throw it into the stove! Upon my word, I'd hang that Shvonder from the first tree. This poisonous fellow sits in this house like a boil. To say nothing of his idiotic ravings in the newspapers... Oh Doctor, for Goodness sake, go to the circus with him tonight. Only do check the program and make sure there are no cats. I don't know how they let such filthy beasts into the circus at all. Well, never mind what filthy beasts they let into the circus. What's on tonight? Elephants and the Ultimate in Human Dexterity. What do you say to the elephants, my dear Sharikov? I am not a fool. Cats are a special case. Elephants are useful animals. Excellent. Go and watch them. I beg you, Ivan Arnoldovich, not to offer Sharikov beer to drink. Gentlemen! I have the honour of introducing to you a famous fortune-teller... ...mademoiselle Jeanna from Paris and Sicily! Mademoiselle can tell you about your past, present and... ...future! As well as your family secrets. Make an enigmatic face, you idiot. Mademoiselle Jeanna! You shouldn't think, though, that it all has something to do with witchcraft or miracle. Nothing of the kind! There are no miracles as we all know. And Professor Preobrazhensky has once again proved it. Everything is determined by the forces of nature... ...and the permission of the local committee and the educational committee. This is vitallopatia! It is based on the teachings of Indian yogis... ...repressed by British colonialism. I welcome you questions, comrades. What is the main event of my life? Ahead. The main event in your life is still ahead of you. By God I'll do it. Damn. The difficult years of fighting for the liberty of this country are gone. The ones that follow them are also difficult. Bastard. Bormenthal! Bormenthal! Kindly address me by my name and patronymic. Then call me by my name and patronymic, too. No, I won't have you addressed by such a name in my flat. If you like, Doctor Bormenthal and I will call you Monsieur Sharikov. I'm not a 'monsieur'- all the 'monsieurs' are in Paris. I see Shvonder's been at work on you. All right, I'll place an advertisement in the papers today... ...and, believe me, I'll find you a room. I am no fool to move away from here. - What? ! - Don't be so impertinent, Monsieur Sharikov! There. I'm now a member of this residential associate don and the tenant in charge of flat... ...Number Two, Preobrazhensky, has got to give me thirty-seven square feet of space. Be so kind. I'll shoot that Shvonder one of these days. - Philip Philipovich... - To hell with caution. Mind you, If you commit one more piece of impudence... ...I shall deprive you of your dinner - in fact, of all food in this house. Thirty-seven square feet may be all very well, but there's nothing on that stinking little bit of paper... ...which says that I have to feed you! I can't do without food. Where would I eat? Then behave yourself! Eh, talk Moscow, speak Russia! Come on, boys, come on! What's wrong? Ah, fuck you, Professor! Come on, have a drink with us. Who are they? They? They are good guys. They'll stay for the night with me. Ivan Arnoldovich, call the 45th police department. Be so kind. Get out. Bormenthal himself should be turned in to the 45th department. He lives here without registration. Who stole 20 roubles? I didn't take them. Who then? Who else, if not you? I'm not alone in the apartment. Maybe Zina took it? Me? ! Calm down, Zina. Take him to the bathroom. Philip Philipovich, I shall never forget how... ...as a half-starved student came to you and you how you gave me a place at the faculty. Believe me, Philip Philipovich, you are much more to me than a professor, a teacher. Thank you. I'm afraid I sometimes bawl at you during operations... You must ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Дом На Улице Кэрролла на английском - текст Пастораль на английском - текст Подставная девушка на английском - текст Злой дух Ямбуя на английском - текст Когда опускается ночь на английском |