and un-understanding world. "The joy we shared in each other's arms was greater than any touchdown, "yet we were forced to live the lie "of sexist, beer-guzzling, jock assholes." That's perfect. Let's take a look at some of the homosexual artefacts I dug up to plant at the scene. All right. An issue of Stud Puppy. That's great! A candy dish, a Joan Crawford postcard. Good. Some mascara. All right, now, here's the one perfecto thing I picked up - mineral water. Come on, a lot of people drink mineral water. It's come a long way. Yeah, but this is Ohio. If you don't have a brewski in your hand, you might as well be wearing a dress. Oh, you're so smart. Hi, Veronica. Hi, guys. Glad you could make it. So should I just whip it out or... Well, I've made a circle on each side of the clearing. Ram, you come over here. Kurt. When you get to the circle, strip. What about you? I was hoping you could rip my clothes off me, sport. Oh. Good idea. OK. Count of three, guys. One... two... - Three! - (Gunshot) (Screams) You missed him completely? It was worth it just to see the look... Don't move. I'll get him back. Ha! - No. - Now! - Hey, I heard it that time. - What? Another gunshot from the woods. Oh, shit. Let's roll! Kurt doesn't look too good. Just remember he's left-handed. (Cop) Keep going until you hit the clearing. Come on. - Mother of shit! - Call in. - (Rustling) - Hey, I heard something out there. I'm checking it out. This is Officer McCord. I've got two dead bodies in the woods behind Westerburg High. Whoa! Whoa! (Radio) 'Milner, can you hear me? What's going down? ' Yeah... I think what I heard was just a bunny rabbit. All I've got here is two kids making out in a station wagon. 'Should I pry them apart? ' No. Forget it. I got all the answers back here. Hey... are they naked? Yeah, so what's the deal? Suicide. Double suicide. They shot each other. Hey, that's Kurt Kelly. Yeah, and the linebacker, Ram Sweeney. Phew. My God, suicide. Why? Does this answer your question? Oh, man. They were fags. Listen up. "We realised we could never reveal our forbidden love "to an uncaring and un-understanding world." Jesus H Christ! The quarterback buggering the linebacker. What a waste. Oh, the humanity. So we killed them, didn't we? Yeah. Of course. Echt Luger bullets. I'm such an idiot. Look, you believed it because you wanted to believe it. Your true feelings were too gross and icky for you to face. I did not want them dead. - You did too. - I did not. Did too. - I did not. - Did too. - Did not. - Did too. - Did not! Did not! - Did too! Shut up! I did not want them dead. - Come on, you did. You're just... - # Mary had a little lamb... # (Veronica screeching) I did not! Young love! School's cancelled today because Kurt and Ram killed themselves in a repressed homosexual suicide pact! No way. God! The football season is over, Veronica. Kurt and Ram had nothing to offer the school but date rapes and AIDS jokes. (Sighs) Sure. Can we make an ice run before the funeral? If there's any way you can hear me, Kurt buddy... I don't care that you really were some... pansy. You're my own flesh and blood and you made me proud. My son's a homosexual and I love him. I love my dead, gay son. How do you think he'd react to a son that had a limp wrist with a pulse? (Sniggers) 'Dear diary, my teen angst bullshit has a body count. 'The most popular people in school are dead. 'Everybody's sad but it's a weird kind of sad. 'Suicide gave Heather depth, Kurt a soul, Ram a brain. 'I don't know what it's given me 'but I've got no control over myself when I'm with JD. 'Are we going to prom or to hell? ' Now, it seems we were in a similar position on Monday when I thoughtfully suggested we get everybody together for an unadulterated emotional outpouring, but no. You took this as an opportunity to play yet another round ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Звёздный путь: Первый контакт на английском - текст Финист - ясный сокол на английском - текст Новый мир на английском - текст Четыре на английском - текст Зеркальце на английском |