misused vocabulary words.
-Christ.
-We must revel in this revealing moment.
Look, I suggest that we get everybody together,
both students and teachers, in the cafeteria,
and just... talk, and... feel, together.
-Thank you, Miss Fleming,
you call me when the shuttle lands.
-Now, is this Heather the cheerleader?
-That would be Heather McNamara.
-Damn. I'd be willing to go half a day for a cheerleader.
-God, it's unfair. It's just so unfair.
We should get off a whole week, not just an hour.
-Write the school board.
-Watch it Heather, you might be digesting food there.
-Yeah, where's your urge to purge?
-Fuck it.
-Look...
-Heather left behind one of her Swatches.
She'd want you to have it, Veronica.
She always said you couldn't accessorise for shit.
-Sorry to hear about your friend.
Thought she was your usual airhead bitch.
Guess I was wrong. We all were.
-What a waste.
-Oh, the humanity.
-Veronica...
-Veronica, what are you doing?
-I'm just so... thrilled...
...to finally have an example of the profound sensitivity
of which a human animal is capable.
That example is Heather Chandler.
I have her note.
Now, I'm going to pass this note around the class,
so you can all feel its pathetic beauty for yourself.
And while we do this,
I think its a good opportunity to share the...
...feelings that this suicide has spurred in all of us.
Now, who would like to begin?
-I heard it was really gnarly.
She sucked down a bowl of multi-purpose
deodorizing disinfectant, and then smash!
-Uh, now, Tracey, let's not rehash the coroner's report.
Let's talk emotions.
-Um. Heather and I used to go out,
and she said I was boring,
but now I realize I really wasn't boring,
it's just that she was dissatisfied with her life.
-That's very good, Peter.
-Are we going to be tested on this?
"You know, we were the same size,
so sometimes we could borrow each other's clothes,
and mix it up. It was fun".
"I remember I won her a rhino at the 4H Club, for -"
-Oh you're an asshole. Mute him.
"You know, we liked the same kind of clothes -"
-Heather, how many networks did you run to?
"we liked a lot of the same things."
"It's not going to be the same here without her -"
-What're you talking about?
You hated her, she hated you.
"every English class, I looked forward to seeing her -"
-Heather Chandler's more popular than ever, now.
-Scary stuff.
-Hey, son, I didn't hear you come in.
-Hey, dad, how was work today?
It was miserable.
Some damn tribe of withered old bitches
doesn't want us to terminate that fleabag hotel.
Huh. All because Glenn Miller and his band
once took a shit there.
Just like Kansas. Remember fucking Kansas?
-Yeah, that was the one with the wheat, right?
-'eah... "Save The Memorial Oak Tree" Society.
Showed those fucks.
-Thirty of those 4th of July fireworks attached to the trunk.
Arraigned, but acquitted.
-Gosh, pop, I almost forgot to introduce my girlfriend.
-Veronica, this is my Dad. Dad - Veronica.
-Hi
-Son, why don't you ask your little friend to stay for dinner?
I can't, my Mom's making my favourite meal tonight,
spaghetti... lots of oregano.
-How nice.
Last time I saw my Mom, she was waving from a library window in Texas.
Right Dad?
-Right... son.
-Right.
-Hey, take a break Veronica. Sit down.
-So, what was the first day after Heather's suicide like?
-I d'know. It was okay, I guess.
-Terrible thing.
-So... we get to meet this dark horse prom contender?
-Maybe.
-Goddamn will somebody tell me
why I smoke these damn things?
-Cos you're an idiot.
-Oh yeah, that's it.
-You two.
-Great pate, but I gotta motor
if I want to be ready for that funeral.
-I blame not Heather, but rather a society
that tells its youth that
the answers can be found in the MTV video games.
We must pray that the other teenagers of Sherwood, Ohio
know the name of that righteous dude
who can solve their problems.
It's Jesus Christ, and he's in the book.
-Amen.
-Oh God, this is