BRENDA: Please help me!
STARLA: Bill.
Oh, the little fuckers are tearing me apart!
(BRENDA SCREAMING)
Oh, the bastard led us here.
MAN: Christ, look out, everybody!
(SCREAMING)
Fuck!
Wally!
Margaret, cover your mouth!
Don't let them in your mouth!
God dang.
Tried to get in my mouth.
What kind of thing wants you to eat it?
(SPITS)
(SQUEAKING)
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
WOMAN: Kylie, honey, you're gonna
turn into a plum in there.
Prune, Mama. Plums turn into prunes.
I know what turns into what.
So I want you to finish up in there
and get yourself into bed, you hear?
(MUSIC PLAYING)
- Time to turn in, ladies.
- Just a couple more pages, Mom.
No.
Besides, you know what day tomorrow is.
- Family fun day.
- Family fun day.
That is correct.
So good night.
Sleep tight.
Don't let the bedbugs bite.
JENNA: Night, night.
EMILY: Night, Mom.
Night.
(SQUEAKING)
What the fuck?
(WOMAN SCREAMS)
(CREATURE SQUEALING)
Mom!
Mom!
Mom!
EMILY AND JENNA: Help!
KYLIE: Emily! Jenna!
Jenna, open the door!
(EMILY AND JENNA SCREAMING)
(SCREAMS)
(CREATURES SQUEALING)
BILL: Shelby, come in.
11-41. I need paramedics out here
right away. I got four men down.
Shelby, are you there?
Shelby, we got an emergency here.
This is Bill.
Oh, crud.
Shelby.
This is no time for a break, Shelby.
I mean it.
BILL: Shelby?
MARGARET: They alive?
Shelby, I need your help now.
Praise Jesus.
Praise Jesus? That's fucking pushing it.
This shit's about as far from God
as shit can get.
Either of you ever seen anything like that?
You ever heard of anything like that?
Huh?
Me neither.
And I watch Animal Planet
all the fucking time.
I got no reception out here.
I'm gonna run back to the car,
try to call the paramedics from there.
That's a long way
with those worms out there.
Yeah, well, nice change of pace
from shooting them deer.
All right, you three,
get these folks out of the barn.
All the rot and stench
can't be doing them any good.
You take this. I got my Colt.
- Be careful.
- Yeah, there's a thought.
(CREATURE SQUEALING)
(DEER CRIES)
JACK: You know what this is? Huh?
You know what this is?
It's goddamn biological weapons,
that's what it is.
Government's testing them on Wheelsy.
You know why?
Because I don't take no shit from nobody
at those State hearings.
They wanna put a cock in Jack MacReady,
they can kiss my ass.
If this shit is contagious,
I turn into a fucking mollusk,
I'm gonna sue those bastards,
I swear to God!
And you can sue right alongside of me.
I don't care if you're a lesbo.
You don't deserve this shit.
It's like... Oh!
Oh, man,
it smells like rotten mayonnaise in here.
Hi, sugarplum.
Marriage. It's a sacred bond.
Just like you said.
- What?
- I'm sorry for trying to strangle you and all.
I lost my head.
I didn't mean to do
none of them things I done.
Not
kill them
pets.
Not make Brenda a worm.
But it's my nature, ain't it?
How can you blame someone for acting
according to his own nature?
I wanted to tell you what was going on,
but I was afraid
you wouldn't love me no more.
I never knew love, Starla...
Wally?
You all right?
Maybe you better set back down.
You don't look so good.
JACK: Hey.
Kylie, honey, you okay?
Hi, Kylie, it's me.
Kylie, open the door, jellybean.
Come on, Kylie.
Open the door.
We love you, sweetheart.
Come on out now. Open the door.
Get away!
You all get away.
Kylie. Kylie, there's no excuse.
No excuse not to be with your family.
This is family fun day, isn't it, Kylie?
Y'all better just set back down.
You need to get some rest.
- You're sick!
- Meat.
MARGARET: Hey!
STARLA: Let her go!
(GUN CLICKS)
Y'all just take a step back now, all right?
There you go, sugarplum.
Why you choosing camps before you hear
- both sides of the story?
- Both sides of the story.
- Why are you talking like Grant?
- 'Cause I am Grant.
- I'm your husband.
- I'm your husband.
- You swore to honor and obey me.
- Obey