it was natural that he should feel low. MARUSYA Will you get it of your chest? Tell me, why are you depressed? Has the salad a la Milan got No truffles in it, or what? FEDOT No, Marie, I love your food, It's extraordinarily good! I'm just worried that my life Has been ruined to the root! What am I supposed to do? Who can help me, maybe you? This time the Tsar ordered me To get Something That Can't Be! MARUSYA There's no use to worry at all, All I have to do is call: Stand before me, Frol and Tit, Get immediately what we need! Two burly fellows appear in front of her. Do you hear what I say? Go and do it without delay! FELLOWS Sorry, mistress, we resign For it's out of our line. If we had a sketch or drawing, We could work it out fine! There's no use to search like this, We won't venture, don't insist, Where is it, something unreal, Something that does not exist? There's no use to scout around For the thing that can't be found! MARUSYA Darling, don't be hard on me, I can't help it, as you see, Nothing doing, you will have To search for it yourself, my love! When abroad don't make a sin, Keep your mind and body clean, Do not enter conversations, And don't strike up an acquaintance! Take care, dear, don't go astray, Keep from empty troubles away, Eat sour cream and cottage cheese. Think about your health, that is. FEDOT You don't need to have a fright, Everything will be all right, I shall carry the task out And return home safe and sound! Don't lose heart while I'm away, Water flowers every day, There's a tambour, a balalaika, You can do the needlework or play. Should somebody bother you, You know well what you can do, I don't have to teach you, dear, The frying pan is over here! Soldier Fedot had left abroad. When the General learnt that he went totally mad. He rushed to the court to report that it was the end of Soldier Fedot. The god damn General had even made a hole in his coat for the medal he hadn't yet got! TSAR Tell me good or bad news, It must be the bare truth, Which I know is never nice, Yet it's better than sweet lies! However, if the news you've got Is something like I don't know what, I can tell you, you'll be jailed For ten years, you mark my word! GENERAL Your majesty, let me report: At break of day Soldier Fedot Set of’on a mission voyage, We've got rid of him, thank God! May the scoundrel rove the seas, A good lesson to him it is! You and I are now secure From seeing his ugly face, for sure! TSAR Nurse, hey, Nurse, will you come here? There's some work for you , my dear, I've got hairs that are grey, Will you tear them away? As for those that aren't grey Shape them in a proper way, Take it easy with the brush, I've got hair there, not hay! NURSEMAID What's there to brush, you dry old stick? Your hair is not that thick , Every hair that you have Must be registered, I think! Tell me, why d'you need a wife Now that you have lived your life? I can tell you: as a man, Sorry... you aren't worth a damn! TSAR Well, although my hair is grey, I must marry anyway. The shah of Persia's just as bold, He's got forty wives, they say! As for me I want a wife, Only one, not three or five. Do you think I cannot make it, In the sense of intimate life? NURSEMAID The shah has obviously got Might and strength while you have not! You're so small, you gnat, that one Cannot see you under the crown! At your age you're not so strong As you were when you were young. Think about your health, you're over A hundred, if I'm not wrong. TSAR I'm over a hundred, well, so what? I feel young, my blood is hot! After all, it is well known That all ages are love-prone! So whatever you might think, I'm fit for such a thing, I'm liable to love Like any other human being! NURSEMAID ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Вертикаль на английском - текст Зеркальце на английском - текст Остров на английском - текст Хупер на английском - текст Табор уходит в небо на английском |