not your sister!
Well, if I had a sister,
I would tell her everything!
Especially... About boys.
Ew, boys.
What are you-
what are you doing here?
I've come to kidnap you
and take you to the woods.
I left my knife at the bungalow.
Will you come with?
Glenn, that place
is dangerous.
- Not anymore.
My dad had it cleaned up.
- If my mom finds out-
She's gonna be at rehearsal
for hours. Come on.
I've gotta finish up
my chores.
All right,
but I gotta help.
That's what I'm here for.
Okay, come in.
All right.
Wait. Come back here.
come in, rad two. Over.
Base station, this is
rad site two. Over.
Rad two,
hold your place.
This underground stuff
is not like the old days.
Look at all this junk.
Hell, at bikini, you could
feel the wind from the blast
through the atmosphere.
Flying particles
as big as corn flakes.
We're coming up
on 60 seconds, sir.
all cameras report.
Ground cameras, report. Over.
camera one ready.
camera two ready.
camera three ready.
- Camera four ready.
- Camera five ready.
...Forty-seven, forty-six
forty-five, forty-four-
nuclear underground test
number 001, clear and counting.
All systems green.
All safeties are off and ready.
All personnel
in position and holding.
Standing by.
Final lock position
procedure complete.
What the hell is that?
Let's take a peek.
...Twenty, nineteen, eighteen,
Base station,
this is rad site two,
We have two civilians
on horseback heading
right towards site.
- Punch up a camera
on those cowboys.
- Base station, base station.
We gotta get
them out of there.
Please advise.
we cannot detonate.
Abort the test!
- It's too late.
- ...Three, two, detonation.
it's venting!
Radiation's
right off the scale.
Base station,
this is rad site two.
We have massive radiation
venting in sector four.
Rad two, return to base.
Rad two, return to base.
General, sir,
we gotta find those guys.
The fox has left
the henhouse, major.
I beg the general's pardon,
we are not talking
about chickens, sir.
We're talking
about human lives.
These things happen, major.
Every tv station and every
radio station in this state...
Was notified of this test.
They were in the wrong place
at the wrong time.
I beg the general's pardon,
but that is bullshit.
Those men have been cooked.
There's ways
to handle it, major.
We'll be notifying the local
medical authorities.
These men will
come in for treatment.
They'll be taken care of.
- Very good, if they're alive.
- Goddamn it, Marshall.
We've gotta keep a lid on it.
There will be no
talk about this, major.
You can't even tell your dog.
Back away from the door, Hank.
Let's go have a drink.
It's criminal.
They should be found.
Right.
No, it's a crime.
Right, they should,
but we can't.
So forget it.
They're exposed.
It's too late to do
anything for them, pal.
It's too damn late.
Jimmy, I have dedicated my life
to counting alpha particles...
And beta particles
and gamma rays.
I monitor radio iodine levels,
I calculate isotopic
half-lives-
Things you can't see
or hear or feel,
Things unknowable
to the common man...
Who winds up dead as shit.
It's a crime.
Your work's done here.
Forget about it.
It's a goddamn crime,
and I am going to forget
precisely nothing...
And no one.
Fayrene, two more.
Bravo.
Good night, ladies.
Good night.
Good night.
Good night, girls.
I am so hot.
Uh-oh, here she goes.
Oh, next year
we should do gypsy.
Yeah, wouldn't our husbands
just love that.
God, I could
never do that.
Good night.
Good night.
Good night.
You know, I bet you really
could have been in movies.
I wanted that.
I really did.
You know, sometimes I think
I could just disappear...
And no one would ever
know I'd been here.
That's why we have children,
and mine need tucking up
about now.
You want a ride?
No.
Okay.
If the show is as good
as the