totally
off the wall if...
if I asked if I could
have sex with you?
Yeah, well, you askin' me is not
as off the wall as why I won't.
- V.D.?
- [Laughing] No.
I'm sorta saving myself.
It's really stupid.
He doesn't even know I exist.
Who?
Who?
Jake Ryan.
You likeJake?
Ja...
Jake's my boy!
I just talked toJake
in the gym.
He asked me
about you.
Did not!
He did too. He did!
He asked me what you were like.
Oh, my... Oh! If you're lying,
I'll beat the crap outta you.
I'm not lying.
Oh, my God!
What should I do?
Should I go up to him?
Should I say, "Hi, Jake,
I'm Samantha"? Maybe
I should let him come to me.
This is not my department.
But what if I let him
come to me, and he forgets?
What if he changes
his mind? Then I'm
totally screwed, right?
Apparently so.
[Sighing]
What would you do
if you were me?
I'm a gamblin' man
by nature.
And, um,
I'd go for it.
This is so strange.
But I think I will.
Oh, you're the best.
- Wait, um...
- What?
Do you know anything
about floppy disks?
We'll talk about this
on the bus, okay?
The thing is, I got a problem.
Floppy disks
are pretty expensive.
I made a bet
with my friends,
the... the dipshits.
Um,
I bet them
that I'd do it with you.
This was before I knew you. I can
get proof without getting physical.
How?
Can I borrow your underpants
for ten minutes?
DHope you're feelin'd
d Time d
dd[continues]
I think it's time to blow this
thing off and go to your house.
Yeah?
I told Tracy and Robin
and those guys to come
to your parents' house, okay?
I told 'em
not to tell anybody.
God, I love it when
your parents are out of town,
I fantasize
that I'm your wife,
and we're the richest,
most popular adults in town.
I owe all my great weekends
to you.
What's your problem?
What?
You've been acting
weird all night.
Are you screwing around?
Me? Are you crazy?
I don't know, Jake.
I'm getting strange signals.
Well, they're
not comin' from me.
Everything's fine.
Don't have a cow.
Okay.
Just remember one thing.
I can name 20 guys
who'd kill to love me.
Is that a threat?
It's a fact,
Jake.
Come on. Before we get
in a big, wicked fight,
let's get outta here, huh?
Hi, Jake. I'm Samantha.
How's it goin'?
Do you got a cigarette?
Jake, this may sound
incredibly dumb,
but I love you,
and I'll do anything
to make you love me.
I love your shirt.
Jake, you're not
gonna believe this,
but I had this
very bizarre dream,
and you were in it.
[Man]
For heaven's sake.!
Get in there and dance.!
I can't.
They won't like me!
I'm not gonna tell you again!
Just act like a man!
I wanna go home.!
I wanna be with you guys.!
Dd
[Woman]
D You-ou are my desire d
d You... You are my desire d
d You-ou are my desire d
d Oh, baby, you, you, you
you are my desire d
d Got to find you
Know you're out there d
[Sighing]
I can't believe I'm such a jerk.
Dd[continues]
He smiles at me,
and I don't say anything.
And I can't believe
I gave my panties to a geek.
What year are you?
Freshman.
Gimme a buck.
Get in.
[All Chattering]
Shut up!
[Chatter Stops]
Bryce?
Ted,
go for it.
[All Gasping]
[Gong clangs]
[Tires Screeching]
Hey, uh, listen, uh,
I wanna thank you for,
uh, loanin' me the Donger.
[Car Horns Honking]
He's really bitchin'.
[Coughs]
That's okay.
You guys make a great couple.
I never been so happy
in my whole life.
You maniac!
[Both Giggling]
Now I have a place
to put my hand.
Mmm.
So basically, Jimmy,
my business is
video game arcades,
laundry,
cigarette machines...
[Belching]
And trucking.
I dabble a little bit
in personal loans and politics.
Dd["Love Theme
From The Godfather" ]
Very nice.
I think that all
that really matters is that
the kids are happy