Banzai!
Think they liked us?
Definitely.
Dd Whoo! Go, darling geek!
Uh, could we turn that music
down? I'm a first-time driver.
I need to concentrate.
Excuse me!
Stop that.
Looks like rain.
Better put the top up!
Will you stop that? You can get
us in a lot of trouble doin' that!
This is a car!
It hasn't got
Triple A on it.
Chugalug, Pooh bear.
I can't believe you're so
popular, acting like this.
Relax!
Hello?
Oh, uh, I don't know.
I'll have to look.
Mr. Ryan, are you in here? He's
not... Mr. Ryan's not in right now.
My Christmas present
to you!
Thank you. No. Really. Serious.
See? See?
Dd
Thank you.
Now we're both
on the pill!
You gave me a
birth control pill?
You have any idea what
that'll do to a guy my age?
I know exactly what it'll do
to a girl my age.
"Just climb in the car!"
Shit.
It makes it okay to be
super careless. Wait, wait!
Ha-ha!
Look, we're not going any further
until you stop these childish antics.
Don't be such a poop.
Huh. On second thought.
I love you.
This is getting good.
Dd
Ted, what the hell
are you doing?
Are those humongous jocks
back?
Do you have any film
in your camera? What?
Take those ridiculous
things off.
Do you have any film
in your camera? Sure.
Okay. Go get it and bring it
outside. Okay? Right out front.
What for? Look, just get it
and come on out front, okay?
U.F.O.?
It's better.
Extraterrestrial? It's better! All
right? Just get it and come outside.
Female extraterrestrial?
It's better than...
Shh!
Better than female
extraterrestrial?
How do you tell if it's a
female? 'Cause it's got tits.
What makes 'em different
than regular tits?
They got four. Just get the
camera. It's in the closet.
Don't go in the closet.
Such assholes.
I can't believe it.
You should check that out. Why
do you always have to argue?
I'm not arguing. I am not! I am
not! Yes, you are. Yes, you are.
Every time I do something, bitch,
bitch, bitch. Bitch is a female dog.
I am not even. What's
that supposed to mean?
Shit!
Shoot!
Ted, that's
a Rolls-Royce.
Ted, that's the prom queen.
You got two girls in one night.
I told you dudes I was
hot. Hot? You're a legend!
Will you shut up? People
around here work, all right?
Will you hurry it up? I'm
breaking, like, 30 major laws here.
You know, Ted, nobody's
gonna believe you.
No way.
That, my friends, is what
the pictures are for. Okay?
Just get that thing
there.
- Are you guys ready?
- Wait, hold on.
Put it down just a bit. You
guys know what you're doing here?
All right,
just a minute.
How's this look?
Very nice.
Wait, black and white. It would
capture the moment so nicely. Oooh.
Will you take
the picture already?
You're pissin' me off,
I'm tellin' ya.
Smile, pumpkin. What? Oh! Pictures!
Cheers!
Dd
Marlene! Ohh!
Chill out, boy.
Mike, honey.
Go get dressed.
I can't believe it.
Ginny's not in the shower.
I wouldn't go in there. Grandpa
Fred was in there for a half an hour.
It's totally polluted.
Get dressed.
It's your nose.
They never listen.
What was he wearing?
Well, he would have...
He was wearing a red argyle
sweater and tan trousers.
Mmm. And red shoes.
Hmm?
No, he's not retarded.
Now, what can I do to help? Well,
you could finish the French toast.
Good.
I'll, uh... I'll just open
the doughnuts.
Good thinking. Oops.
Don't wanna lose the nails.
I'll just wait till I hear from
you, then. Voila. Breakfast is ready.
Oh, Sam.
Sam, I am so sorry
about your birthday.
It's okay.
I'll recover.
It's important to you.
And yesterday morning,
you were trying to tell me.
It's okay, Mom.
These things
sometimes happen.
Oh, honey, I just
feel miserable.
You'll feel better.
Who died?
Uh...
Is there something
you want to say to your sister?
What? Are you kidding?
Where should I start?
I mean about her birthday.
It was yesterday.
We all forgot.
Classic.
Deep down,
he's