about Ginny.
Now, I love her as much as I love
you. But she's a different person.
Sometimes I worry about her.
When you're given things
kind of easily,
you don't always
appreciate them.
With you, I'm not worried.
When it happens to you,
Samantha, it'll be forever.
Well, I don't think I'll be able to sleep if
I don't feel this little talk has helped you.
So would you be a sport
and lie to me?
Yeah, sure, Daddy.
Good night, sweetheart.
Good night.
Oh, one more thing,
sweetheart.
What?
When you do find the right guy,
don't let him boss you around.
Make sure he knows you wear
the pants in the family.
These are really hers?
Yeah.
How did you get 'em?
She gave 'em to me.
Did you...
No! No, Jake.
She's crying for you.
I told her you asked about
her. Right? The girl freaked.
She had a hissy. She thinks
you're the cat's meow. Really?
Yeah. She came up to
me in the gym tonight.
She looked at me
like I was a leper.
Girls'll do that, Jake.
You see, they know guys are,
like, in perpetual heat, right?
They know this shit.
And they enjoy pumping us up.
It's pure power politics,
I'm tellin' you.
I thought she hated
my guts.
Games, Jake.
Silly, torturous games.
You know how many times a week I go without
lunch because some bitch borrows my lunch money?
Any halfway decent girl
can rob me blind!
Because I'm too torqued up
to say no.
It's heinous,
I'm telling you.
You better not be
dickin' me around.
It'd be a major downer
to try and get together...
and find out she really does
think I'm a slime.
Jake, would I dick you?
Let me put it to you this way.
What happens to me
if I dick you?
I'd kick your ass.
Right. So why would I lie?
But I feel compelled
to mention, Jake,
if all you want is a piece
of ass, I mean,
I'll either do it myself,
or get someone bigger than me,
to kick your ass.
I mean, not many girls in contemporary
American society today...
would give their underwear
to help a geek like me.
I can get a piece of ass
anytime I want.
Shit, I got Caroline in my
bedroom right now, passed out cold.
I could violate her ten
different ways if I wanted to.
What are you waiting for? I don't know.
She's beautiful, and
she's built and all that.
I'm just not
interested anymore.
Does that really matter, guy?
Yeah, it matters.
She's totally insensitive.
Look what she did to my house.
She doesn't know shit
about love.
Only thing she cares
about is partying.
I want a serious girlfriend.
Somebody I can love,
that's gonna love me back.
Is that psycho?
That's beautiful, Jake.
I think a ton of guys feel
the same way as you do. Really?
Yeah. It's just they don't... They
don't have the balls to admit it.
You know? They're just...
They're wimps.
Samantha's, uh... She's
really special, you know?
I'll make a deal with you.
Let me keep these. I'll
let you take Caroline home.
But you gotta make sure she gets home. You
can't leave her in some parking lot somewhere.
Okay?
Jake, I'm only a freshman.
So? She's so blitzed, she
won't know the difference.
Jake, I don't have a car.
You can take mine.
Jake, I don't have a license.
I trust you.
Jake, I'd love to.
I can't. Want a pretzel?
You sure?
Positive.
I got her.
You got her?
Yeah.
Is this, uh, your car, Jake?
No, this is my dad's car.
You said you couldn't
drive a stick.
This is a mother...
This is a Rolls-Royce,
Jake.
So?
So! So.
I heard the grill alone
cost five grand on this.
Five grand!
I don't have five grand.
Then don't hit anything.
Ahh, don't hit anything.
Do you want to do this
or not?
No.
Who the hell?
Who does he...
Mm-hmm. Mmm.
Who's he?
That's me.
Who are you?
I'm him.
Oh.
Okay.
She's totally gone.
Have fun.
Thanks.
Jake, is your dad a big
man, or... About 6'4".
Very nice.
Ho.
Ohh.
Oh.
Ho.
Easy.
Easy.
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Oh, sexy girlfriend.