okay with my dad,
she's goin' home with me.
Excuse me.
[Girls Giggling]
[Girl #1]
Do you guys want
to blow off this dance?
- [Caroline] Yes.
- [Girl #1] I am bored
to the brink of insanity.
- [Girl #2] And go where?
- Jake's parent's aren't home.
We can do his house.
- How's it goin'?
- Fine.
[Caroline]
Let's party light. Jake's paranoid
about his house getting trashed.
[Girl #1]
Again.!
D One single moment
The hours I spend d
dd[continues, Indistinct]
[Thud]
Oof!
Okay.
All right.
Just tryin' to get
a little bit of water.
Yeah.
Dd
Yes, I'm back.
So I smell.
It's my shaving cream.
You wanna feel
a real clean, close shave?
I'll pass.
Couldn't find
anyone else to bug, huh?
Come on.
You know you're the one
I want to bug, huh?
This is my friend, Randy.
And that's Jimmy Montrose.
Howdy, dude.
This is Farmer Fred.
Ted.
Oh, I'm sorry. This is Farmer Ted.
I'm not really a farmer.
I'm a freshman.
Geek, can I be
honest with you?
Not if you're gonna
insult me.
Okay.
[All Laughing]
Shoot.
- Get the hell outta here.
- Nice! Nice manners, babe!
She's totally serious,
ass-wipe.
Chill.
You wanna split
with me? L...
I don't know.
You know, my mom,
I can't handle this.
She tells me, "You want somethin',
you gotta ask for it."
I mean, I'm not
the kinda guy...
It's embarrassing for me.
I don't know. I just...
It's just...
[Chuckles]
[Footsteps Approaching]
[Crashing, Rattling]
[Rattling continues]
I'm really sorry
about what happened
in the gym.
L-I had no idea
you couldn't dance.
[Metal clattering]
What a decent
night, huh?
It's my birthday.
[Imitating Guitar]
D You say it's your birthday d
d It's my birthday too dd
dd [Imitating Guitar]
Don't do that, okay?
D Hey, Jude dd
Just stop it, okay?
I mean, it's really been
a shitty birthday for me.
No offense, but I don't need
a serenade right how.
What's wrong? You didn't
get anything good, or...
I didn't get shit.
Not even a "happy birthday."
My whole family
just sort of blew it off.
I'd freak if my family
forgot my birthday.
It's a brand-new year.
I'm 16. Everything
should be platinum.
I should be happy, right? Right?
Yeah.
Well, I can't get happy.
It is physically impossible
for me to get happy.
Would you feel better if you
knew one of my secrets, or...
Don't gross me out.
No, we're not talking
gross here.
No. It's...
It's just embarrassing.
[Exhaling] This information
cannot leave this room, okay?
It would devastate
my reputation as a dude.
No problem.
[Clears Throat]
I've never bagged a babe.
I'm not a stud.
[Giggling]
I got the rep
in sixth grade.
And it, like,
it stuck with me.
I'm still on hold.
Look, I'd appreciate
you not laughing here, okay?
[Laughing]
I'm sorry.
That's not what I meant.
I meant...
Hey, time out,
junior.
[Horn Honking]
[Exhales]
Pardon me.
It's okay.
I meant that it's okay
that you did it once,
but I didn't mean
for you to do it again!
I'm sorry.
[Sighing]
Sorry.
You know,
just now I really felt
how much you like me.
You're probably zoning in
on my brain waves or something.
Well, not really.
I felt it on my leg.
Come on.
I don't want to see it!
Oh.
Sorry if I embarrassed you.
I'm not embarrassed.
Fresh breath's a priority in my life.
I don't want
to hurt your feelings,
'cause it's really human of you
to listen to my bullshit.
I care about it, really.
I mean...
I know I came on kinda like
a poozer on the bus tonight
and everything.
But that's just so
my friends won't think,
you know, I'm a jerk.
But they're all pretty much
jerks, though, aren't they?
Yeah, but the thing is,
I'm kinda like the leader.
Kinda like the king
of the dipshits.
Well, that's pretty cool.
Hey, but a lot can happen
over a year.
I mean, you could
come back next fall
as a completely normal person.
Yeah?
Sure.
Would it be