you.
This was before I knew you. I can
get proof without getting physical.
How?
Can I borrow your underpants
for ten minutes?
DHope you're feelin'd
d Time d
dd
I think it's time to blow this
thing off and go to your house. Yeah?
I told Tracy and Robin and those guys
to come to your parents' house, okay?
I told 'em
not to tell anybody.
God, I love it when
your parents are out of town,
I fantasize
that I'm your wife,
and we're the richest,
most popular adults in town.
I owe all my great weekends
to you.
What's your problem?
What?
You've been acting weird all
night. Are you screwing around?
Me? Are you crazy?
I don't know, Jake.
I'm getting strange signals.
Well, they're not comin' from me.
Everything's fine.
Don't have a cow.
Okay.
Just remember one thing.
I can name 20 guys
who'd kill to love me.
Is that a threat? It's a fact, Jake.
Come on. Before we get in a big,
wicked fight, let's get outta here, huh?
Hi, Jake. I'm Samantha.
How's it goin'?
Do you got a cigarette?
Jake, this may sound
incredibly dumb,
but I love you, and I'll do
anything to make you love me.
I love your shirt.
Jake, you're not
gonna believe this,
but I had this very bizarre
dream, and you were in it.
For heaven's sake.!
Get in there and dance.!
I can't. They won't like me!
I'm not gonna tell you again!
Just act like a man! I wanna go
home.! I wanna be with you guys.!
Dd
D You-ou are my desire d
d You... You are my desire d
d You-ou are my desire d
d Oh, baby, you, you, you
you are my desire d
d Got to find you
Know you're out there d
I can't believe I'm such a jerk.
Dd He smiles at me, and
I don't say anything.
And I can't believe
I gave my panties to a geek.
What year are you?
Freshman.
Gimme a buck.
Get in.
Shut up!
Bryce?
Ted,
go for it.
Hey, uh, listen, uh,
I wanna thank you for,
uh, loanin' me the Donger.
He's really bitchin'.
That's okay.
You guys make a great couple.
I never been so happy in
my whole life. You maniac!
Now I have a place to put my hand. Mmm.
So basically, Jimmy, my
business is video game arcades,
laundry,
cigarette machines...
And trucking.
I dabble a little bit
in personal loans and politics.
Dd
Very nice.
I think that all that really matters
is that the kids are happy together.
Just as long as
my beautiful boy remembers...
that marrying this one means he's
out of the girl of the month club.
- Hey, wait a minute.
I can still look.
I just can't touch.
Right?
Oh, sensitive, uh?
Rudy!
- Cheers.
- Right on.
Ahh! You do shots?
Come on, wolf it.
Whoo!
Uh, good night, Marlene.
See you later, Dong.
Sammy, tell Grandpa not to
wait up. Let's go boogie.
Sure.
Donger's here for five hours,
and he's got somebody.
I live here my whole life,
and I'm like a disease.
Dd
- D We're hangin'out
in Vinnie's car d
D We like
the really loud guitar d
dDon't ever seem
to get too far d
dSpend all our money
in a bar d
Dd
Everybody,
I'd like you to meet
my boyfriend Jake.
Jake, this is... everybody.
Take it off.
All right, whose is this?
You're such a poop.
Dd
DFarmerJohn d
Woof!
Dl'm in love
with your daughter d
dd
Oh, no.
Easy, easy, easy.
Dd
Shit, Ted, that's my mom.
I gotta get home.
Change your frequency.
Don't be such a wimp!
Take those ridiculous things
off, okay?
Will you guys grow up?
Ted, won't we get pounded
if we go to a senior party?
Wease, we got $70, and we got
a pair of girl's underpants.
We're safe as kittens.
Okay?
This is a great social
opportunity for us.
Come on!
Do not embarrass me,
okay? For sure, we won't.
Will you fix your hair,
Bryce? I already did.
Wease, close your barn,
all right?
And be polite to his
parents. Okay. Great.
Hey, come on in and
party hearty, dude