helps
with the laundry. You betcha.
May I be excused?
Where are you going?
I have a dance to go to...
at school.
It's a very important dance.
Uh, we're being graded on it...
for gym.
Wait a minute.
I have a wonderful idea.
Would you like to go
to the dance with Sam?
Dd
I wonder ifJake's here.
I don't think it's healthy to get jacked
about some guy that isn't a thing yet.
Yeah, when you don't have anything,
you don't have anything to lose, right?
That's a cheerful thought.
Let's go make
ourselves available.
Dd
That's the one, dude.
Scope it out.
She doesn't look like a freshman.
Sophomore, dude. Sophomore.
Fully aged sophomore meat.
We do the bus together. You talk to her?
Talk? Dude, I have a
relationship with her. Get out.
Figure to, like,
17 digits.
You are such a liar.
We'll see about that,
my man.
By night's end, I predict
me and her will interface.
Dd
DAhh d
dAhh d
dl know this d
dMuch is true d
dAhh d
dl know this... dd Check it out, Wease.
Pretty intense, huh?
Over. To the max. Over.
All right.
Dd
I knew you'd come around.
Whoa.
Christ.
Crank that, sister!
D Whoa d
Very hot. Very hot.
This night... This night
is happenin'.
D Whoa, whoa, whoa dd
I'm blowing your mind,
aren't I?
I'm just getting warmed up.
Ow. Excuse me.
Dd
Way to go, dick-face.
She took off.
Don't spaz out. Okay, Wease?
The situation'll come on-line.
Yeah? I'll bet you a dozen floppy
disks you don't even get tit.
You got a bet, scumbag.
I'll get it all.
Take off. You wouldn't be
able to prove it anyway.
"A," don't hit me.
Secondly, what kind
of proof do you want?
Video.
Video.
No way. I can just see the thing
getting duped a thousand times...
and winding up on cable
somewhere.
Try again.
Underpants.
Underpants.
No problem,
butt-lick.
Girls' underpants.
D One, two d
dAnd your girlfriend
sweet little 17 d
DShe's got her layered hair
and her flaredjeans d
d You know what that means
She's just a little queen d
dShe shares your London flat d
dShe thinks that London's
where it's at d
dAlthough it stinks and when it rains
you wear your hat d
dAnd your plum-colored PVc
wet-look maxi mac d
d You tie your ginger hair
back in a bun d
D You're the ugliest creature
under the sun d
dd
So what's your name?
Dong.
What's your first name?
Long.
What's your middle name?
Duk.
I bet all the boys chase you
plenty in the school, huh?
Nobody's caught me yet.
Hmm. I betcha you big teaser, huh?
No. I run the 40
in five flat.
Flat?
Hey.
Oh, I'm really sorry, man.
Whatever I did was an accid...
I- I-I didn't mean to...
Relax.
You... You were dancin'
with a girl?
Oh, man, I'm really...
I'm really sorry, man.
I must've been on drugs five
minutes ago. Do you know her?
She grabbed me, guy. I'm
totally innocent. Is she yours?
Dd What do you know about her?
Dd She has smallish tits. Decent voice.
Smells pretty good.
She drives me crazy.
Did she come here
with you?
No, no. But if it's okay with
my dad, she's goin' home with me.
Excuse me.
Do you guys want
to blow off this dance?
- Yes.
- I am bored to the brink of insanity.
- And go where?
- Jake's parent's aren't home. We can do his house.
- How's it goin'?
- Fine.
Let's party light. Jake's paranoid
about his house getting trashed.
Again.!
D One single moment
The hours I spend d
dd
Oof!
Okay.
All right.
Just tryin' to get
a little bit of water.
Yeah.
Dd
Yes, I'm back.
So I smell.
It's my shaving cream.
You wanna feel a real clean,
close shave? I'll pass.
Couldn't find
anyone else to bug, huh?
Come on. You know you're
the one I want to bug, huh?
This is my friend, Randy.
And that's Jimmy Montrose.
Howdy, dude.
This is Farmer Fred.
Ted.