Drink this.
Come on.
(music)[Continues]
Here.
[Slurping]
Wow.
[Giggling]
Do I feel funky!
Uh-huh.
[Doorbell Rings]
[Rings]
Okay. I'm comin'.
Hello?
Geez, this place
is so confusing.
Okay.
[Screaming]
Go away!
I call F.I.B.!
I call police!
Go away.!
Open the door.
No way, Jose!
Open the door.
You beat up my face!
You grabbed my nuts.
[Gong Clangs]
Is that you?
Yeah. That me.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
I thought you
my new... new-style
American girlfriend.
Forget it, man.
Just get Samantha,
all right?
She not here.
Don't jerk me around, man.
Where is she?
- She got married.
- What?
She at the church.
She getting married
to oily bohunk.
Married?
Married.
Married?
Yeah. Married.
Married?
[Dong]
Married.! Geez.
(music)[Organ]
Are you gonna
be all right,
sweetie?
It's gonna be
a piece of cake, Bren.
Um, Ginny,
I'm really happy for you.
I'm sorry for being
kind of a jerk lately.
That's really lovely, Sam.
I know you'll have
a great marriage.
- [Thud]
- [Brenda Shouting]
Ginny.!
[Guests Murmuring]
- Holy shit!
- She just had a cramp.
[Jim] I don't care
what she's got.! Look at her.!
[Brenda] Will you be quiet?
We don't want to announce
that she has her period.!
[Guests Gasp]
I guess those guys who thought
we had to get married feel
pretty stupid, huh, Padre?
[Chuckles]
(music)[Organ: "Wedding March']
[Music] Here comes the bride [music]
(music)Big, fat and wide (music)
(music)[Organist Humming Along,
Off-key]
[Snorts]
Loved the teapot.
[Giggles]
Excuse me.
Could you move over?
Oh!
Are you okay?
I gotta rest.
Come on.
Here we go.
What's the matter?
Here comes
the bride.
[Fabric Ripping]
Oh!
Sorry.
I got it.
I got it!
[Ginny Sighs]
Hi.
I know you.
Can't see
with this thing on.
[Laughing]
(music)Boom, bah-boom (music)
I never went out
with a freshman.
(music)Bah-boom, bah-boom (music)
Not even when I
was a freshman.
Me either.
You were pretty crazy.
(music)Bah, bah, bah-boom (music)
I was?
Yeah. You know
what I like best?
My clean, close shave?
No.
(music) Clean, close shave
Ahh (music)
Waking up in your arms.
(music)Ah (music)
These things?
(music)Boom, boom-boom, boom (music)
(music) Ooh (music)
Shit.
Mmm?
Jake.
Jake.
Holy shit.
Stay here, okay?
Oh, my God.
I'm dead.
[Phone Ringing]
Hello?
[Cliff]
Ted. You never called us back.
What happened?
Look, Wease. I told
you not to call me here.
Ted, we're dying.
What happened?
You wanna know what
happened? Buy the book.
Ted!
[Sighs]
I'm really sorry
about gettin' you mixed up
with that guy.
Oh, it's okay.
He wasn't too terrible.
Weird?
I'm really sorry
about last night.
The party.
Lots of things.
You know, neither one
of us is gonna die...
if it doesn't happen
for us.
That's true.
I just don't know
right now.
But I'm covered, okay?
L... I won't get hurt.
Sure.
I'll leave it up to you.
Fine.
(music)[Bells Tolling]
[Guests Exclaiming]
[Kiss]
[Shrieks]
[Everyone Cheering, Shouting]
[Woman]
Oh, my God.!
Her veil!
[Glass Shattering]
[Cheering,
Shouting Continues]
Come on, honey.
Honey.
Good-bye!
Come on.
[Laughing]
Here we go.
[Fred]
Get her in the
back seat, Rudy!
[Man]
Bon voyage.!
See you later.
Bye!
Good-bye!
So long, kids!
Ohh!
[Horn Honking]
[Swishing, Gurgling]
Oh, hi. Uh, my sister
forgot her veil.
I know she wouldn't want
anything to happen to it.
She's, um...
She's a little out of it.
Just a little bit.
Yeah. Uh, well, excuse me.
Everybody's waiting for me.
I wanna make sure I see
my sister leave.
Good-bye.
Bye.
Oh, I need a drink.
(music)
- (music)lf you were here
I could deceive you (music)
- [Mouthing Word]
Yeah, you.
(music)lf you were here
You would believe (music)
(music)But would you suspect (music)
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
(music)[Continues]
What are you doing here?
I heard you were here.
You came here for me?
Is that okay?
Yeah. It's okay.
Do you have to go
to the reception